Governance Politics

DCI Summons Itself over Unclear Sermons

The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge.

In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the sermon, a move that it regretted for doing and not doing at the same time.

Nothing much was forthcoming from the meeting, but the DCI warned itself against issuing and not issuing sermons at the same time, advising that such actions should not happen concurrently.

By the time of going to the press, DCI had not responded on the next course of action.

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