President Uhuru Kenyatta today led the Cabinet in commemorating the Fools’ Day at State House Nairobi. The meeting that was attended by all Cabinet Secretaries sort to highlight the role that foolishness plays in the development of the country, noting that foolishness was an integral partner in the running of the great nation of Kenya. […]
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2NK Sacco Faults GoK over Slow Vaccine Rollout
The famous 2NK SACCO has lashed out at the Government of Kenya over laxity in the Covi-19 vaccine rollout. Arguing that even a garden slug would have performed better than GoK, the SACCO chair said that the government was causing Kenyans unnecessary pain, and it should have left the vaccination work to experienced hands such […]
Safaricom 5G now Available on Safaricom Home Fibre
After colorful launch of 5G network in Nairobi and Western Kenya last week, Safaricom has moved a step further to make their 5G network available to all their Safaricom Home Fibre users countrywide. Making the announcement, Safaricom CEO Peter Ndegwa announced that they were responding to the cries of their fixed internet users who had […]
Disquiet in CITAM as Calisto Repeatedly ends Sermon with only One Conclusion
A storm is brewing at Christ is the Answer Ministries after an increasing number of members expressed disapproval on the way the Presiding Bishop Calisto Odede has been concluding his sermons. It is reported that the new Bishop has broken from the long held Christian tradition of having seven conclusions in a sermon. Instead, Calisto […]
Police Break into Dance as Cessation of Movement Jackpot Opens
Kenya Police officers in the five counties of Nairobi, Nakuru, Machakos, Kiambu and Kajiado counties broke into song and dance after Uhuru increased their salaries and allowances through the cessation of movement order. The men tasked with maintaining law and order will from tomorrow start collecting additional allowances once they start enforcing the cessation of […]
Jamaican Covid-19 Vaccine Causes a Stir
A promising new Covi-19 vaccine from Jamaica is causing excitement all over the world and rekindled hope that Covid-19 could end soon. If you have been contemplating getting vaccinated, your choices have been limited to either the UK vaccine, US vaccine, Chinese vaccine or the Russian vaccine. Jamaica has come to change that narrative. The […]
HELB to Forgive Student Loans for all Non-performing Degrees
The Higher Education Loans Board (HELB) has announced that it is willing to forgive any student loan issued in the past if one can prove that the loan never helped them. This is the first time that HELB is taking a conciliative tone to the war on loan defaulters. HELB noted that there is no […]
Mudavadi Contemplating Locking Down Western Kenya as Covid-19 Cases Soar
As the third wave of Covid-19 spreads like bushfire in Kenya, various leaders are taking action to protect their people. Amani National Congress leader Musalia Mudavadi has announced plans to lockdown Western Kenya in an attempt to curb the spread of the virus in Western Kenya, citing the adverse effect it would have on voter […]
Man who Received Free Tuition, Food, Boom and Ready Job Wants Graduates to Pay HELB Loans Quickly
A local old man has expressed his frustrations with the Kenyan graduates after it emerged most of them have not been paying their HELB loans due to the prevailing tough economic conditions. Terming it as the sure sign of irresponsibility by the recent graduates, the man said that he doesn’t understand why these people don’t […]
Man Celebrates One Year of Pretending to Send Offering via M-PESA
As the remote church turns one year old this month, so are the habits and new sins that have resulted from the existence of the same. We caught up with one man who since the beginning of the pandemic, has never given any offering, tithe, gifts or any type of giving in church, although he […]






