The government of Kenya has blamed international peer pressure for its increased appetite for mega projects. Finding itself under pressure for going only after mega projects at the expense of other pressing needs, the government said that it was hard to stick to simple, useless projects when all other governments were doing big projects. This […]
Governance
Kenyans Demand a Movie Version of the BBI Report
As the dust settles on the BBI report launch, reality is dawning on many Kenyans that they will need about 6 months to finish reading the report. This is the reason why a section of Kenyans are calling for a movie fashion of the report to be released. Local Cast Speaking in a political rally, […]
Inflated Government Tenders lead to more VAT
The government has said that the tendency of government tenders to be inflated is not a big problem to the state because of the expected earnings the government gets in terms of VAT. To the shock of many, the National Treasury said that they are now getting more taxes as a result of the inflated […]
Kagame the Most Far Seeing President
President Paul Kagame was yesterday awarded by the African Union the first prize as the most far seeing president in Africa. In the awards that were held at the African Union headquarters in Addis Ababa, Kagame beat six other challengers to the prize, owing to his unique height. The AU said that Kagame possess a […]
Starving Students Receive KCPE Papers with Helicopters
Pupils in a remote village school were shocked to see a helicopter for the first time when it delivered national examination papers to their school. The pupils, most of them without clothes, leave alone school uniform, were shocked to see the helicopter for the first time in the lives, although they have also never seen […]
Uhuru Recalls Kibaki to Tame away Growing National Debt
The current president of Kenya has recalled the former president in an attempt to fight the growing national debt. The announcement was made during the Public Debt Management Workshop that was held in the capital of Nairobi, where stakeholders were brainstorming on ways to reduce the overgrowing government debt. The former president who will be […]
Corruption in the Police Department Drops by 0.0000000001%
Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year. Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed. The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman […]
Budget Deficit stands at 130% of the Total Budget
The government has revealed that the budget estimates for the coming financial year face a deficit of 130%. The minister of finance announced that they expect to find only negative 30% of the budget, which is the money lost through corruption, therefore leaving 100% deficit for the money to be spent in recurrent expenditure, servicing […]
Zebras to Get ID Cards
Plans are underway to give all Zebras national identity cards, in a joint operation by the government and the Chinese Zebra Society. At a joint press conference attended by idlers and non idlers, the government announced this massive project aimed at ensuring that all Zebras are recognized under the Low, and an accurate register of […]
