The government has denied media reports that it allowed a plane from China to land in Nairobi, instead claiming that the rogue plane sneaked into the country secretly without permission. Kenya Civil Aviation Authority (KCAA) Director-General Gilbert Kibe said that the plane from China Southern Airlines was not cleared to enter Kenya, and the plane […]
Governance
Nairobi Women’s Hospital Partners with Prophet Owuor to Provide Instant Healing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Nairobi Women’s Hospital has partnered with the Mightiest Prophet of God, Dr David Owuor, to offer instant healing services to its customers, err…sorry, patients. The new arrangement will see all the patients admitted at the hospital pay a standard fee equivalent to one week admission, but receive healing […]
African Union calls for Witches and Wizards to be on Standby for the Corona Virus
The African Union has issued a distress call to Witches and Wizards in all parts of Africa to be on standby as Africa prepares itself to deal with a possible spread of the deadly Corona virus in the continent. In a message that was sent to the Association of Witches and Wizards in Africa, The […]
China Exim Bank Opens a Fuliza Loan Facility for Kenya
The Export–Import Bank of China has opened a Fuliza credit facility for the Kenyan government in a move that is meant to help the government of Kenya deal with short term cash crunch. Speaking during the launch of the service, the China Exim Bank spokesman said that this move will help cement the position of […]
University of Nairobi to Permanently Operate with Two VCs
It has now emerged that the University of Nairobi will operate with two Vice Chancellors after a handshake between the feuding Professor Mbeche and Professor Kiama. In what appears to be an bizarre incidence in public governance, Prof Mbeche and Prof Kiama will now go ahead and set up a task force to build bridges […]
BBI Promises a Posho Mill for Every Household in Kakamega
The BBI team received a warm welcome in Western Kenya following following a promise by the government to give every household in the region a posho mill. The government announced that as a form of building a bridge between the farm and the mouth, every household in Western Kenya would receive an internet connected posho […]
Kasarani Mwiki Residents asked to try Farming if Uncomfortable with the Pothole Ridden Road
Residents of Kasarani Mwiki area have been urged to venture into agri-travel by planting trees in the pothole ridden road, even as demonstrations entered the 7th day. Speaking to the media, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of roads said that police have been spraying a lot of water on the demonstrators and the only viable […]
Mwangi Kiunjuri Blames Locusts for his Sacking
Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed. Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya […]
Egerton University Warns that the next Strike Will Cost Students KES 94,628 Each
Egerton University has warned that should students go on strike again, they will be forced to pay KES 94,628 each as a levy charged for the damage they will cause. Speaking at the University, the Vice Chancellor said that they expect will not hesitate to charge the students the hefty amount if they go on […]
KCSE Results Released 3 Days Before the End of Marking
In another record breaking move by the no nonsense education CS Prof Magoha, the government has this year released the KCSE results three days before the end of the exam marking. The release of the results opens a new era where the government will no longer have to wait for the marking to end, as […]
