As Kenya grapples with multiple problems in various sectors of the economy, it is now emerging that a bigger problem that has gone undetected for months is about to bring down the entire ministry of Agriculture. Locusts have taken over all operations and critical infrastructure at the ministry of Agriculture in Kenya. The infiltration Signs […]
Governance
Atwoli Angrily Throws away his Brain at a Press Conference
The Secretary General of the Central Organization of Trade Unions (COTU) Francis Atwoli angrily threw away his brain as he tried to make a point that a brain is not needed in Kenya. During a press conference called to discuss the importance of voter education and public participation in national development, Atwoli complained that some […]
7 Ways the Uhuru – Raila Handshake has Impacted Kenya
Today it’s exactly two years since Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga decided to shake hands and eat together. We take a look at what the handshake has brought to Kenya in the last two years. Background First, we note that the handshake was very timely. Two years down the line, everyone is warning against handshakes […]
Kenya: Covid-19 Better than CoronaVirus
In a puzzling Press Statement today, Kenya says coronavirus is more severe than covid-19. Explain why they were not taking the COVID-19 seriously by allowing 239 passengers from China into Kenya, the ministry of health said, “We have asked the 293 passengers from China to self quarantine because they are suspected of having COVID-19 which […]
“Money Eaten Responsibly” – Governor assures World Bank
A Governor accused of mismanaging a World Bank grant has come out to strongly condemn such ‘rumors’ and give assurances to The World Bank that their money is not lost, but has been “eaten in the most ethical and responsible manner”. The governor who did not mince words said the grant was in fact shared […]
Why the BBI is the Saviour of Kenyans
The genius president of the republic of Kenya, HE Uhuru Kenyatta, will go down as the greatest human to have graced our lifetime, thanks to his BBI initiative. You see, almost every other African leader is known to be in absolute out of touch with the plight of the common man. But hail our president […]
IEBC Not Aware that Raila Lost the 2017 Election
The leadership crisis in Kenya has taken a new twist after the electoral commission said it is not aware that Raila Odinga lost the 2017 General Elections. While responding to a letter from some disgruntled members of the opposition within the Jubilee party who are not sure who is running the government, who is not […]
Prisoners to Pay for their Meals and Accommodation.
A new Bill being proposed by lawmakers in Kenya will soon see relatives of law breakers paying for the accommodation and meals of those sent to prisons. The new law is supposed to reduce the cost of rehabilitation and punishment, after it emerged that prisons have become extremely expensive to run with little or no […]
Coronavirus has cost Kenya 700 billion
Reports from the Treasury say that Kenya has already spent 700 billion fighting Corona Virus, even before the novel virus lands in Kenya. The revelations were made even as Kenyans continued to panic at the though of what would happen if the virus landed in Kenya, considering the general lack of preparedness by the government, […]
Uganda Using Blockchain to Fight Locusts
The menacing locusts that are ravaging parts of Eastern Africa are proving hard to manage as governments desperately try all measures possible. Leaving a trail of destructions, the locusts have claimed many casualties including Kenya’s minister of Agriculture who was fired and decline in the GDP. Although in some places they might lead to famine, […]
