Kenyans who were evicted from their homes in Kariobangi have been urged to stay at home to avoid the spread of Corona virus disease. Issuing the directive from the comfort of a high-end furnished government office in Nairobi, the Police Spokesperson Charles Owino asked the now homeless Kenyans not to ignore the government directive of […]
Governance
68 People Quarantined at KMTC Nairobi Sent Home for Fees
Over 60 Kenyans quarantined at the Kenya Medical Training College have been sent home for failing to pay the mandatory quarantine fee that amounts to KShs 28,000 for a two-week period. Speaking to the media, the principal at KMTC Nairobi said that it was unfortunate that some Kenyans were not paying for their quarantine yet […]
Government Introduces Zoom Meetings Allowances
Civil servants in Kenya are set to start receiving allowances for any meeting they attend on Zoom as new government regulations on allowances kick in. Starting from April 2020, all civil servants up to job group J will receive an allowance of KShs 2500 ($25) per hour for any meeting they spend on Zoom or […]
Police ask Kenyans Caught up in Curfew to Teleport Themselves Home
Police have asked Kenyans who miss the 8 pm curfew deadline to teleport themselves to wherever they want to be, instead of playing games with police officers. In a stern warning to Kenyans, Police Spokesperson warned that if 8 pm finds you out of your house, they will assist you to get home as fast […]
Okiya Omtatah Files a Case against China for the Covid-19 Pandemic
Veteran Kenya lawyer, activists, and the defender of the people Okiya Omtatah has filed a class-action lawsuit against the government of China for the Covid-19 global pandemic. In the lawsuit that was filed at the Milimani Law Courts that are now operating under a tree, the lawyer argues that China is responsible for the production […]
Kenyans Can Now download Hand Sanitizers from Google Loon
Kenyans will now be able to download hand sanitizers and other critical public health tools from Google Loon. Following a partnership between Telkom Kenya and Google which will see Google Loon balloons allowed in the Kenyan airspace, the government will strategically be used to deliver hand sanitizers and essential supplies in the tines of corona […]
Locusts Now Working from Home
In a classic case of ‘Set a thief to catch a thief,’ Kenya appears to be solving one problem using another, achieving a unprecedented level of synergy. This is where you turn your enemy against another enemy, then sitting back to watch the battle unfold. That appears to be the situation in Kenya when a […]
Uber ChapChap ordered to carry less than zero passengers for adequate Social Distancing
Your favorite taxi service in Kenya Uber ChapChap has received the biggest blow following some social distancing guidelines issued by the ministry of health in Kenya. In what could be a killer blow to the cheap taxi service, the miniature taxi has been ordered to carry only less than zero passengers, leaving even the driver […]
GoK Defends Sale of Donated Blood to Somalia
The government has finally decided to throw the Health CS Mutahi Kagwe under the bus and take a major about turn on sale of donated blood to Somalia. The Health CS who had earlier asked DCI to probe sale of donated blood to Somalia found himself an isolated man when several government officials denied any […]
Inside Agriculture CS Munya’s Grand Plan to Exterminate Locusts
We earlier covered a delicate story on how desert locusts have managed to capture Kenya’s Ministry of Agriculture. Postamate can now authoritatively reveal the master plan which Agriculture CS Peter Munya plans to put forth, in a bid to try and recapture his waning authority in the face of adversity, and to decisively deal with […]
