The Office of the Director of Public Prosecution in Kenya has has expressed frustration that murder victims are not showing up to testify against their murderers, making it hard to secure convictions. In a series of tweets and rants on social media, the office said murdered people need to appear in court to testify, or […]
Governance
Kivutha Kibwana Deemed too ‘Uncorrupt’ to be President
The verdict on Kivutha Kibwana is out: loud and clear. Kenyans have unanimously agreed that the Governor of Makueni County lacks the minimum viable level of corruption needed to become a president in 2022. Ordinary citizens, politicians, political analysts, political scientists, street analysts, jobless youths, injustice victims, marginalized tribes and even the cows of Kenya […]
Senate to Decide Waiguru’s Case by Flipping a Non Carcinogenic Coin
The Senate is urgently seeking for a fair non carcinogenic coin that will be tossed to help decide on Waiguru’s fate. In a Senate brief, Speaker Ken Lusaka said that it was important that they find the right two sided coin which will used for the landmark judgement, terming it as the most important ruling […]
Government of Kenya Diagnosed with Amnesia Following Failure to Recall Evicting Residents
A Government wide amnesia has struck the Government of Kenya, making the entire tax guzzling system forget ever evicting any Kenyans in the middle of the night and in the middle of a pandemic. Speaking from a hospital bed, the Government spokesperson Cyrus Oguna said he woke up traumatized that by news that the Government […]
Hospital Owners Want Economy Reopened, Citing Decline in Number of Customers
Hospital owners in Kenya have appealed for a quick reopening of the economy, citing low number of customers and reduced income that could lead to closure of some hospitals. In a message to President Uhuru Kenyatta, hospital owners said that the curfew, cessation of movement, washing of hands and social distancing had led to a […]
AG Warns that Corrupt Judges are a Competition to the Government of Kenya
The Attorney General of Kenya has lashed out at the Judiciary for what appears to be a form of competition with the government in terms of corruption. In a press conference, Attorney General Paul Kihara said that the judiciary has shown signs of being overly ambitious by attempting to march the energy the government has […]
Government of Kenya opens a Department of Social Media Warfare
The Government of Kenya has gone on a digital offensive targeting to quell an online civil war that has been going on since 2017. So far, the government has spent 700 million in just 7 days in setting up a department of Social Media Warfare and buying influencers who will be used to spearhead the […]
Rasanga Launches one More Isolation Bed
Siaya Governor Cornel Rasanga launched one more Isolation bed for Covid-19 patients in Siaya County, increasing the total bed capacity in the County by 10%. In a ceremony that was attended by all the top County Executives, elected leaders, and hundreds of professors from the County, Rasanga said that the new bed marks the greatest […]
Outrage as NSSF Files for Bankruptcy
You might need to abort your future until a very further date. This is after the body tasked with organizing your retirement plans, the National Social Security Fund, filed for bankruptcy. Citing poor performance on their investments, tough economic conditions, increased theft and hostile environment from the government, the NSSF board said that the body […]
Kenyans Asked to Choose Between Dynasty Thieves and Hustler Thieves
Kenyans are in a dilemma after being asked to make a decision on whether to continue with the dynasty thieves, or start life afresh with a new breed of hustler thieves. The offer was given by politicians who had come together to discuss the future of Kenya and forge a way forward that the whole […]









