Religion

Runyenjes MP to be Excommunicated from Akorino Church for Supporting Housing Fund

Kenya’s first white-turbaned legislator Hon. Eric Muchangi, also known as Karemba, is facing an existential crisis after his church vowed to excommunicate him should he support the Finance Bill 2023. In a dire warning sent after the National Prayer Breakfast, the Akorino church warned that the time for being a true Mukurinu and acting normal […]

Governance

Housing Fund Renamed to Mini Tithe to Enhance Compliance

The Government of Kenya has moved a notch higher in selling the Housing Fund idea, with the Housing and Urban Development Principal Secretary (PS) Charles Hinga renaming the House Fund to Mini Tithe in the hope that more Kenyans will buy the idea. In the sermon delivered at State House grounds during a government crusade, […]

Governance

Kenyans show excitement over the Housing Fund, promise to Support Ruto’s initiatives

Nairobi, Kenya – In a remarkable turn of events, citizens across the nation have put their cynicism aside and wholeheartedly embraced President Ruto’s groundbreaking housing fund initiative. Despite the challenging economic climate and widespread mistrust in government initiatives, Kenyans from all walks of life are reportedly thrilled to contribute a generous 3% of their hard-earned […]

Governance

President of Kenya Introduces Groundbreaking Car Purchase Fund: Because Who Needs Shelter Anyway

Nairobi, Kenya – In a stunning display of progressive governance, the esteemed President of Kenya, Dr. William Samoei Ruto, has once again proven his unwavering dedication to the people. In a move that has left the nation awe-inspired, President Ruto has announced the grand launch of the National Car Purchase Fund (NCPF), a visionary initiative […]