Today it’s exactly two years since Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga decided to shake hands and eat together. We take a look at what the handshake has brought to Kenya in the last two years. Background First, we note that the handshake was very timely. Two years down the line, everyone is warning against handshakes […]
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Why the BBI is the Saviour of Kenyans
The genius president of the republic of Kenya, HE Uhuru Kenyatta, will go down as the greatest human to have graced our lifetime, thanks to his BBI initiative. You see, almost every other African leader is known to be in absolute out of touch with the plight of the common man. But hail our president […]
Uhuru Planning to Hand Over Key Government Functions to China
Fears that Uhuru is planning to hand over key GoK functions to China have been stoked after a dry run of the takeover was carried out with the Nairobi County Government. Confirming what political oracles have been saying for several years, the government of Kenya took over the functions of the Nairobi County Government, signalling […]
Moses Kuria Reveals How Raila Bewitched Uhuru
Witchcraft has risen to a new height after Gatundu Member of Parliament Moses Kuria revealed that the handshake brotherhood currently running the show was actually founded on witchcraft. Moses Kuria revealed that the former Prime Minister and designated election loser Raila Odinga had bewitched president Uhuru Kenyatta and this is why the two seemed to […]
Uhuru Recalls Kibaki to Tame away Growing National Debt
The current president of Kenya has recalled the former president in an attempt to fight the growing national debt. The announcement was made during the Public Debt Management Workshop that was held in the capital of Nairobi, where stakeholders were brainstorming on ways to reduce the overgrowing government debt. The former president who will be […]
