Isaac Mwaura Receives Ruto into his own Heart

Kenyan politician, disability advocate and aspiring Senator for Kiambu County Isaac Mwaura has finally received Ruto into his own heart, making him one of the newest converts of the TangaTanga movement that has taken Central Kenya by storm.

Mwaura who hails from Ruiru and is a nominated Senator accepted Ruto during the homecoming party for the recently elected Msambweni MP Feisal Badar. It was a radical step for the sensible politician who despite speaking fluent sense, has managed to garner little support from his home county of Kiambu.

“I had resisted the hustler movement for a long time but this time the conviction was very clear. I heard the message of Ruto and I decided to receive him into my heart for my political salvation. I am now firmly rooted in Tangatanga and I have hope for life after 2022.”

The move paid off immediately. The politician who had previously managed to attract a crowd of 12 (self, wife, three friends, two bodyguards, two random street children out to see a white man and three potential voters) was welcomed by a mammoth crowd in Githurai, with residents realizing that he is the future of the County. Thousands joined his rally and for the first time, he is making sense to voters.

“We used to see ‘Muthungu wa Ruiru’ walking around but we could not understand what he was saying. Now he speaks the hustler language and we are in sync. He now makes a lot of sense and this is a welcome move.”

Political experts have suggested that he is now fit to become the next Central Kenya Kingpin, but only time will tell.


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