Jet-Setting Cabinet Secretary Outpaces Kajiado County in Carbon Emissions!

In the bustling world of political Kenya, there’s a certain Cabinet Secretary who has become quite the globetrotter. This jet-setting CS, whose name we’ll keep under wraps for now, has been zipping across continents with such frequency that one might mistake his office for an airport lounge! Now, while this high-flying lifestyle might seem glamorous, […]


King Charles III to Relocate to Kenya If Made King

In a shocking move, King Charles III of the United Kingdom and 15 other Commonwealth realms has expressed his desire to relocate to Kenya permanently if the East African nation makes him its king. The 75-year-old monarch, who ascended the throne in 2022 after the death of his mother Queen Elizabeth II, said he has […]

Politics Religion

Commander Ng’ang’a: The Prophet Who Wants to Be President

Pastor James Ng’ang’a, the self-proclaimed commander of NENO Evangelism Center, has announced his intention to run for the highest office in the land in the 2027 general elections. The controversial preacher, who is known for his fiery sermons and miraculous healings, said that he has received a divine mandate from God to lead Kenya to […]


Youths Come Together to Encourage Tribalism

Young people from all over the country yesterday held a press conference congratulating political leaders for running ethnically divisive campaigns and encouraging Kenyans to remain tribal during the 2022 elections. Coming together under the Tribal Youth of Kenya Association (TYKA), a locally registered CBO, they urged Kenyans to come out in large numbers to vote […]


OKA to Build Bedsitters Under the Nairobi Expressway

The One Kenya Alliance (OKA) principals have announced a plan to build bedsitters under the Nairobi Expressway, an initiative that will solve 60% of all problems facing Kenya today. Announcing the plan, OKA principals Musalia Mudavadi (ANC), Kalonzo Musyoka (Wiper), Kanu chairman Gideon Moi and Ford Kenya leader Moses Wetangula said that the Expressway could […]


Governor Appears in Public with Adorable Rabbit

Mandera Governor Ali Roba surprised residents on Mashujaa day by showing up at the arena with an adorable rabbit. The six month old seemingly overfed bunny was said to be one of about three dozen pets, including tortoises and crocodiles which the governor keeps in his lavish Mandera palace. Several people from the crowd sneaked […]


Uhuru Leads Cabinet in Celebrating the Fools’ Day

President Uhuru Kenyatta today led the Cabinet in commemorating the Fools’ Day at State House Nairobi. The meeting that was attended by all Cabinet Secretaries sort to highlight the role that foolishness plays in the development of the country, noting that foolishness was an integral partner in the running of the great nation of Kenya. […]


Mudavadi Contemplating Locking Down Western Kenya as Covid-19 Cases Soar

As the third wave of Covid-19 spreads like bushfire in Kenya, various leaders are taking action to protect their people. Amani National Congress leader Musalia Mudavadi has announced plans to lockdown Western Kenya in an attempt to curb the spread of the virus in Western Kenya, citing the adverse effect it would have on voter […]

Governance Politics

MPs, Senators and MCAs to sit for a Mandatory Governance Exam

All elected leaders in Kenya will have to undergo a mandatory test to ascertain their suitability to hold public office. If the recommendation passes, MPs, MCAs and Senators will have to prove that they have above average understanding of the Kenyan constitution, government policies, legislative processes and prove that they can at least think. “We […]


Inside the Mind of KANU Candidate who Garnered 1 Vote in the London Ward Byelection

Losing an election is painful, but there are things that are generally worse than pain. This includes getting only one vote in an election. This is the sad story of Joseph Kimani Njuguna who had decided to shelve his personal ambitions and serve mwananchi as an MCA for the London Ward. He gave it all, […]