IEBC is set to issue guidelines and regulations to be used to give direction on the individual classification that will be used to classify who are hustlers and who are dynasties. This is after a public outcry on the massive proliferation of fake hustlers who are now joining and popularizing the populist agenda ahead of […]
Tag: Politics
Isaac Mwaura Receives Ruto into his own Heart
Kenyan politician, disability advocate and aspiring Senator for Kiambu County Isaac Mwaura has finally received Ruto into his own heart, making him one of the newest converts of the TangaTanga movement that has taken Central Kenya by storm. Mwaura who hails from Ruiru and is a nominated Senator accepted Ruto during the homecoming party for […]
BBI Wars: Firm awarded Tender to build the Bridges on the Spotlight
As the race for the Building Bridges Initiative intensifies, technocrats and stakeholders are becoming more worried than ever. This after it was identified that there is set to be a huge technical back set on how the project will be carried out. A document leaked exclusively to PostaMate shows how tenders to supply materials and […]
39 African Politicians Could have been Given Fake Covid-19 Vaccine in UK
Police in the UK are investigating an incidence where several senior African politicians could have been conned thousands of dollars with the promise of a Covid-19 vaccine. The politicians had paid an undisclosed amount of money to an Indian man who was supposed to help them secure the vaccine for their own use. Unfortunately, no […]
Blue Band sues Mwangi Kiunjuri’s Party – TSP – for Plagiarism
Mwangi Kiunjuri has found himself on the wrong side of the slice of power after he was sued by Blue Band for plagiarizing their packaging while packaging his new political party. The former Cabinet Secretary of Agriculture who was unceremoniously fired by locusts went ahead to launch a political party by the name ‘The Service […]
There Must be more to Life than Ugali – Wetangula
There comes a time in life when a man has to ask some deep questions and reevaluate the purpose of his existence. This is something that Moses Wetangula has found himself in of late and the existential question in his mind is one: is there something more to life than ugali? First, we are not […]
Kalenjin and Luo Communities the Biggest Losers in the BBI Battle
Billions of shillings are about to start flowing as the official campaign period for the Building Bridges Initiative kicks in later this month. While everybody will be a loser (except the politicians), it is now evident that Kalenjin and Luo communities will be the biggest casualties if things go as planned. Even before the final […]
John Pesa: “You Get the Sermon that you Pay for”
You are probably reading this from a cheap android smartphone, thinking that Father John Pesa is a category six idiot. Well, we have some news for you, because the real idiots could be you who spends 3 hours online while Father John Pesa is busy building his name (or in a language that you may […]
1084 AD Prophecy Tells of 5th President of Kenya Making a Triumphant Entry into State House Riding on a Wheelbarrow
A recently discovered prophecy that dates back to 1084 AD has revealed that the next president of Kenya will have to make a triumphant entry into State House riding a on a wheelbarrow. In what could change the politics of the moment, politicians intending to get into State House will have to strategically position themselves […]
AU Warns that Coups are very Contagious
The African Union has advised governments to be very alert following the coup in Mali, saying that such occurrences are very contagious and you never know who will be next. Speaking to African leaders at the AU Secretariat, the AU Commissioner General warned African leaders to keep their ears on the ground because you never […]