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Ruto asks Close Allies to Minimize Corruption as witch-hunt Begins

Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto has requested his close allies to minimize all acts of corruption after his relationship with the President hit an all-time low. Speaking at his Karen residence, Ruto said that the next few months will see people close to him being targeted and accused of all sorts of crimes, and so […]

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Ruto Promises to Pay Back Four times as Much to anyone he has Stolen from, if Elected President

Deputy President William Ruto is on track to become the fifth president of Kenya, thanks to his tenacity, support from like minded people, and being hated by the president who is hated by many people. Since your enemy’s enemy is your friend, Ruto has found love among Kenyans who will send him to State House […]

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“Its Bottoms all the Way Down” – Ruto

Deputy President William Ruto has been forced to defend his planned bottom-up economic model after his close allies and advisers ran out of words to explain the core pillar of his presidential campaign. Bottom-up is the magic wand that William Ruto and his team plan to use to transform the country, if elected, and is […]

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Politician Who Went to Alliance wants Hustler vs Dynasty Changed to Contrarian vs Establishment

The hustler-dynasty narrative has taken a new twist with elite politicians expressing discomfort with use of those terms. Initially, some filthy rich politicians were uncomfortable being associated with the term hustler because they that is not who they are, while some upcoming guys wanted to be called dynasties despite the fact that they attended public […]

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Uhuru Promises Every Kenyan 2 Million Shillings if BBI Passes

President Uhuru Kenyatta has made a bold move to give every Kenyan aged 18 years and above KShs 2 million if BBI passes in the upcoming referendum. Noting that 2 million shillings had proved to be sufficient to tilt MCAs to support the Bill, Uhuru said that he would extend his generosity to all Kenyan […]

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Mike Sonko Confirms that His Death Certificate is Genuine

Embattled former Nairobi Governor Mike Sonko has confirmed that the Death Certificate that has been circulating on Social Media is actually genuine. The former governor, who has been a state guest for a number of days in the past week since the government ramped-up the witch-hunting activities against Tangatanga allied politicians, said that while it […]

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Ben Githae to be Extradited to ICC for his Song Tano Tena

Kikuyu musician and former Jubilee Campaigner Ben Githae has fallen from grace to grass with the kikuyus after using witchcraft to lure them into five years of slavery and misery. The popular musician whose hit song ‘tano tena’ became the anthem of Central Kenya during the 2017 elections campaign is now facing the consequences of […]

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William Ruto Launches ‘Office of the Future President’

Kenya’s Deputy President who is also aspiring to become the president in 2022 has opened the Office of the Future President in preparation for taking over the presidency next year. Speaking to his advisors, Dr William Ruto said that he took the necessary step to ensure that he was one step closer to becoming Kenya’s […]

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Isaac Mwaura in Good Condition after Assassination Attempt

Celebrated Kiambu politician Isaac Mwaura spent the better part of Saturday morning recovering from an assassination attempt that nearly cut short his both political and earth career. It was a moment of reflection and stock taking as the nominated Senator realized that life can be short, when his dreams for a better Kiambu county were […]

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IEBC Releases the Schedule for Rotational Presidency

The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has released the schedule of rotational presidency that will be used in Kenya from August 2022. Responding to ‘public’ demand for a better system of sharing the national cake, the Commission said that it was going to organize a form of rotational presidency that will see each community enjoy […]