A youth pastor from a local church has been exposed as a normal guy who could play rough, commit fouls, and lie to the referee after a friendly football match with his youth group. The shocking revelation has caused a stir among the church members, who had always seen him as a saintly and gentle […]
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New Marathon Rule: Medals for the Best Non-East African Runners
The International Association of Athletics Federations (IAAF) has announced a new rule for marathon races starting from 2023: medals will be awarded to the best non-East African runners in addition to the overall winners. The decision was made after years of complaints from runners from other regions who felt they had no chance of competing […]
Zimbabwe Sends 5,000 Jobless People to Fight Bedbugs in France
HARARE, ZIMBABWE—In a bold move to combat the rising unemployment rate and the growing bedbug infestation in France, the Zimbabwean government announced on Friday that it will send 5,000 jobless people to the European country to fight the pesky insects. The initiative, dubbed “Operation Bug Buster”, is part of a bilateral agreement between Zimbabwe and […]
Commander Ng’ang’a: The Prophet Who Wants to Be President
Pastor James Ng’ang’a, the self-proclaimed commander of NENO Evangelism Center, has announced his intention to run for the highest office in the land in the 2027 general elections. The controversial preacher, who is known for his fiery sermons and miraculous healings, said that he has received a divine mandate from God to lead Kenya to […]
Haiti to Send 1000 Witches to Help Prop up the Crumbling Kenyan Judiciary
The government of Haiti has pledged to send 1000 witches to Kenya to help prop up the Kenyan judiciary that is crumbling under the weight of escalating corruption. The witches, who are experts in traditional forms of justice, will offer their services to, the Kenyan courts and magistrates, who have been struggling with corruption, inefficiency […]
Man Fined for Posting Girlfriend’s Photo on Social Media Without Consent
A man from Murang’a County has been fined Ksh 1.5 million by the Data Protection Office (DPO) for posting a photo of his girlfriend on social media without her consent. The man, identified as John Mwangi, violated the Data Protection Act of 2019, which protects the privacy and personal data of individuals. According to the […]
KRA to Hire an Agent To Live In Every Kenyan Home
NAIROBI, KENYA—In a bold move to increase tax collection and compliance, the Kenya Revenue Authority (KRA) announced on Thursday that it will hire an agent to live in every home in the country. The agents, who will be trained and equipped by the KRA, will monitor every household’s income and expenditure, and report any tax […]
Government to Tax Every 4th Child in Kenya
In a shocking move, the Kenyan government has announced a new policy that will impose a tax on every fourth child born to a family. The policy, which will take effect from January 1, 2024, is aimed at curbing the population growth and reducing the burden on the country’s resources. According to the Ministry of […]
YouTube Sends Warm Reminder to Kenyan Content Creators That it is in Complete Control of Their Livelihood
YouTube, the world’s largest video-sharing platform, has recently sent a warm reminder to all content creators that it is in complete control of their livelihood and can terminate their accounts at any time for any reason. Following the footsteps of many honest, truthful platforms that Kenyans enjoy, YouTube reminded the creators that they should continue […]
Mutura and Mahindi Choma Addiction Leads to Bankruptcy for Millions of Gen-Zers
A new report from the Kenya National Bureau of Statistics has revealed that millions of Gen-Zers are facing bankruptcy due to their uncontrollable addiction to mutura and mahindi choma. According to the report, the average Gen-Zer spends KShs 143 per day on mutura and mahindi choma, which amounts to Kshs 52,195 per year. This is […]










