In a desperate attempt to boost their dwindling numbers, Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen, commonly known as al-Shabaab, has launched a new campaign to recruit short people for their terrorist organization. The campaign, dubbed “Short and Proud”, features posters and videos of short militants carrying out attacks and mocking the infidels for their height. “Short people are […]
NAIROBI, Kenya – A jobless man in Nairobi has decided to take a week off from his daily routine of doing nothing, claiming that he needs some time to relax and recharge. “I’ve been working hard all year, looking for jobs, sending applications, going for interviews, and getting rejected. It’s exhausting and stressful. I deserve […]
Software engineers are among the most sought-after and well-paid professionals in the world. They create the software that powers our devices, businesses, and lives. They are also among the most stressed and unhealthy workers in the world. According to a recent study, software engineers have a life expectancy of only 39 years, compared to 78 […]
Embattled millionaire Pastor Ezekiel Odero has threatened to plunge Kenya into an endless cycle of poverty, ignorance, and diseases if the Registrar of Societies does not revoke her decision to deregister New Life Prayer Center. The Pastor well known for finding lost stars has warned that he will permanently delete Kenya’s star and ensure that […]
Kenya is set to become the first African country to launch its own cryptocurrency, the KenCoin, which will be backed by the country’s natural resources and human capital. The KenCoin will be a digital currency that will operate on a blockchain platform, allowing for fast, secure, and transparent transactions. It will be pegged to the […]
In a shocking twist of events, the leader of the military coup that overthrew the democratically elected government of the Republic of Bananastan has claimed that he was just following orders from his superiors. General Banana Peel, who led the coup on Monday, said that he had no choice but to execute the plan that […]
The Premier League has announced that it will introduce new rules for the 2023/24 season, aimed at making the competition more fair and exciting for all the clubs and fans. The new rules, which were unanimously approved by the 20 clubs, are as follows: The Premier League said that these new rules are designed to […]
LONDON, UK—A maths teacher at a local high school has boasted that he can solve any equation, no matter how complex or difficult. However, his students have decided to put his claim to the test by asking him to solve their personal problems instead. Mr. Jones, who teaches algebra and calculus to year 10 and […]
The World Bank has praised the poor countries of the world for reducing poverty by dying, saying that they have made significant progress in achieving the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs). According to the latest report by the World Bank, the number of people living in extreme poverty, defined as living on less than $1.90 a […]
In a bold move to silence critics and uphold national unity, the government of Kenya has issued a decree that anyone who claims Kenya is a police state will be subjected to six strokes of the cane in public. The decree, which was announced by the Ministry of Interior and Coordination of National Government, states […]
