A survey by the United Nations Office on Drugs and Crime (UNODC) has ranked Kenyans as the worst bullies on Twitter. In the survey which Kenya tops and Canada comes last at position 171, Kenyans excelled in their ability to come together and attack their common enemies, as well as deconstructing both real and perceived […]
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Government Introduces Zoom Meetings Allowances
Civil servants in Kenya are set to start receiving allowances for any meeting they attend on Zoom as new government regulations on allowances kick in. Starting from April 2020, all civil servants up to job group J will receive an allowance of KShs 2500 ($25) per hour for any meeting they spend on Zoom or […]
Kenyatta University Ventilator turns out to be a Faulty Bicycle Pump
Unveiled with pomp, color and global media attention, the much-celebrated prototype of the pneumatic ventilator made in Kenyatta University has turned out to be a faulty bicycle pump. The device which had promised to transform the medical engineering in Kenya has turned into disappointment after it emerged that the actual prototype was simply a faulty […]
Relief after Prophet Owuor is Found Planting Trees
Followers of Prophet David Owuor are extremely relieved after photos of Prophet of Owuor planting trees at his Runda residence were leaked on various church WhatsApp groups earlier this week. In what turned out to be a breather for the Repentance and Holiness Ministry members, The Mightiest Prophet David Owuor was seen planting a number […]
China Apologizes to all the Negroes Facing Racial Discrimination in China
China has apologized to all the negroes in China who could have faced racial discrimination, kicked out of their houses or even banned from malls and restaurants due to Corona Virus fears. “We would want to apologize to any negro who could have been mishandled while in China, possibly due to misconceptions about the virus […]
Kisii University Launches ‘eLearning’ Program Using Smoke Signals
Kisii University is set to join other Universities offering distance learning programs, although in a very unconventional manner that combines technology and traditions. Speaking during the launch of the program, the University Vice Chancellor Professor John S Akama said that the Kisii based institution would embark om using smoke signals to communicate to students who […]
Pontius Pilate Distances himself from Death of Jesus, Claiming he was Washing his Hands due to Covid-7
Embattled governor of the Roman province of Judea has distanced himself from the crucifixion of Jesus, amidst claims from Christians worldwide that he has blood on his hands. Pilate who is facing several lawsuits for the crucifixion of Jesus denied any involvement in the act, instead blaming the Jews for what happened to Jesus. It […]
Kenya to Give Out KShs 300 million to Meme Makers
The government of Kenya has announced plans to disburse KShs 300 million to meme makers, meme lords and meme forwarders as one of the initiatives to cushion them from the effects of the coronavirus pandemic. In a statement from the president who serves as the patron of the memes club, also known as the Meme-in-Chief, […]
Uhuru Kenyatta Extremely Tired of Kenyans
President Uhuru Kenyatta opened up about his frustrations with the people he leads, citing their recklessness, ingratitude, incessant complaining and lack of purpose. In an emotional letter sent to one of his Penpals in the African Union, Uhuru said that he regrets being the president of Kenya and would not wish anyone else to go […]
Lawyers Question the Existence of David Ndii
Lawyers in Kenya have called into doubt the existence of Dr David Ndii, claiming that he is one of those mythical figures that were inherited from the colonial government, or worse, a creation of social media that does not exist. Citing his absence in real life but a more than life presence on Twitter, lawyers […]






