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Churchill Speaks About not Paying Comedians

Kenyan comedian, actor, and radio host Daniel Ndambuki has opened up about allegations that he has not been paying comedians working with him at the Laugh Industry. Speaking exclusively to PostaMate, Churchill said that the claim that he was not paying comedians was invalid and should thus be ignored. First, he said that everything they […]

International Religion

Pope Call for Increased Focus Towards Flattening the Stupidity Curve

Pope Francis is now calling on the world to turn its guns towards fighting stupidity, arguing that this is now a bigger threat to people lives than the threat posed by the corona virus disease. Speaking on the 13th Day of Eastertide in Vatican, Pope Francis said that the spread of stupidity around the world […]

International Politics

According to Schrödinger’s Cat Experiment, Kim Jong Un is both Dead and Alive

North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un has left the world guessing after performing a self-surgery and thereafter going media silent. In a country where the he holds all the titles possible (including the husband of all husbands) and dictates what goes to the media, his absence has left many people in the world worried and […]

International Politics

Jack Ma to Run for President in Africa

Chinese business magnate, investor and politician Jack Ma has lately been in the news for helping African countries combat Covid-19, and that only seems to be the tip of the iceberg. It is now emerging that Ma has other plans too. He wants to run for presidency in Africa! In a conversation with a Malaysian […]

International

Reports: Kim Jong Un Operated on Himself

Self-medication is a common practice all over the world, but there is always a limit to what one can do. Not so for North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. In what is reported to be the most badass event of 2020, the Supreme Leader of North Korea Kim Jon Un is reported to have performed […]

International

Kenyans Tired of Tweeting for Uganda

Kenyans on Twitter have given Ugandans an ultimatum to start Tweeting for themselves or simply leave Twitter and go back to sending smoke signals. In a collective statement that was issued by Kenyans on Twitter (#KOT), Ugandans were asked to start tweeting about their own country and not depend on Kenyans to run their Twitter. […]

Social

Ndakaini Dam only 19% Full

Despite the heavy rains that are pounding all parts of Kenya, causing floods, landslides and other forms of destructions, there is one mystery that no one can solve. The dam that supplies Nairobians with water is not responding to the rains. With all the seven forks dams full and spilling over, the one dam that […]

Religion Social

Nigerian Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Launches his own 6G Network that does not Kill People

The Nigerian Televangelist, 5G iconoclast and pseudo-scientist Chris Oyakhilome has finally decided to walk the talk and lead by example. After days of warning a deaf world that Covid-19 is caused by 5G networks without success, he has gone ahead to launch his own network that does not spray people with virus or give the […]

International

Tanzanians now Walking from Home

The whole world is working from home, but in Tanzania, they are fighting Covid-19 using strategies never seen before. President John Pombe Magufuli has ordered all Tanzanians to immediately start walking from home and doing what matters to build the nation. In an address to the nation, Magufuli urged all people to take the government […]

Economics

PostaMate Acquires Posta Kenya for 1.6 Million

PostaMate has come to the rescue of the struggling Postal Corporation of Kenya with an acquisition that is expected to be signed this afternoon. In an attempt to rescue the ailing corporation, PostaMate announced that it was planning to rebrand Posta Kenya and position it as a premier logistics company in Kenya, bringing it back […]