Kenyan politicians with 2022 ambitions have taken a back seat when it comes to Covid-19, and it is reported that their only objective right now is to survive in order to be there in 2022. Both Raila Odinga and William Ruto have kept a low profile since the outbreak of Covid-19 disease, a stark contrast […]
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Nigeria Requests for Urgent Thoughts and Prayers to Combat Covid-19
The Republic of Nigeria has sent out a worldwide appeal for thoughts and prayers as the country scrambles to put its meager resources together to combat the Covid-19 pandemic. In a message sent to all Nigerians locally and in the diaspora, the government urged Nigerians to find all the help they can get and channel […]
Witches come to the defense of 5G amid Claims that it is the cause of Corona Virus Disease
A conspiracy theory that 5G is the cause of Covid-19 has quickly been debunked after the Alliance of witches and wizards came to its defense. In what started with rumors being spread by famous celebrities whose popularity is inversely proportional to their wit, many people around the world have been worried that the 5G network […]
Everybody Suddenly Converts to Islam
Islam has suddenly exploded to become the biggest religion on earth, with Christians, Atheists, Buddhists, agnostics and all other ists joining en masse. Since the outbreak of Covid-19, most people who had shied away from following the Islam religion have found themselves with little options. This is because as the World Health Organization continues to […]
Most Coveted job: The Guy with the Password at the Supermarket
He stands nowhere in particular and even if you can spot him, he has to stare at you for 12 seconds before he can acknowledge that you need his help. He is the god of the supermarket, and no wrong can be made right without his involvement. He is nearly worshipped. If you have never […]
France’s Directive to ‘Limit Contact with Elderly People’ Locks Macron out of his Own House
In a bid to prevent further spread of Covid-19, countries all over the world are issuing partial or total lock-downs, as well as other guidelines that could help protect people who are at most risk. But these directives are already having unintended consequences. In Kenya, a dusk to dawn curfew has forced workers to teleport […]
KQ Announces 4.1 Billion in Profit from Selling Lost Luggage
Kenya Airways has declared a record 4.1 billion in profit for the quarter ending March 2020, reversing the loss-making trend that had plagued the airline for the last 7 years. In the financial reports that were announced by the new Chief Executive, Kenya airways has shown a remarkable turnaround in revenue and profits, making a […]
Police ask Kenyans Caught up in Curfew to Teleport Themselves Home
Police have asked Kenyans who miss the 8 pm curfew deadline to teleport themselves to wherever they want to be, instead of playing games with police officers. In a stern warning to Kenyans, Police Spokesperson warned that if 8 pm finds you out of your house, they will assist you to get home as fast […]
Horned Melon facing Discrimination due to its resemblance to Corona Virus
The horned melon, also known as Kiwano, thorn melon, or Cucumis metuliferus for those who made full use of their school fees, has reported numerous cases of discrimination, abuse and species-based violence due to its similarity with Corona Virus. The fruit which is loved for its medicinal value is facing a backlash for the opposite […]
Babu Owino to Donate 50% of his Heart to help fight Corona
City politician and businessman (in quotes) Paul Ongili, better known as Babu Owino, has pledged to donate 50% of his heart in order to help Embakasi East constituents fight the Corona virus disease outbreak. Posting on his twitter handle, Babu said that the move was meant to help him raise money that is very much […]
