You can now call him Saint Moi. Former president of Kenya who just passed on has officially been declared a Saint by the country’s parliament, barely a few hours after he died. In a hurried process that started only five minutes after his clinical death was confirmed, Kenyan politicians took to all media stations available […]
Politics
Uhuru and Raila Head to the US to Pray for Kenya
In what could be the most expensive prayers in history, the President and the People’s President of Kenya left for the US in a special mission to pray for Kenya. The handshake duo had been in a soul searching mission for a long time, unable to understand why Kenyans are broke and what was preventing […]
Moses Kuria Reveals How Raila Bewitched Uhuru
Witchcraft has risen to a new height after Gatundu Member of Parliament Moses Kuria revealed that the handshake brotherhood currently running the show was actually founded on witchcraft. Moses Kuria revealed that the former Prime Minister and designated election loser Raila Odinga had bewitched president Uhuru Kenyatta and this is why the two seemed to […]
Governor Waititu Now Moves on to Sell GNLD Products
Former Kiambu Governor Ferdinand Waititu has denied allegations made in some of the media houses that he is jobless, saying instead that he is actually in a more lucrative position and is ready to move on from Kiambu County politics. The former governor told our reporters that he is now going into self employment, where […]
“Let Governors Live Forever” – Kalonzo Musyoka
Former Kenyan Vice President Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka now wants governors to be given eternal life as part of the changes proposed in the Building Bridges Initiative. Speaking while preparing for the BBI meeting scheduled for Kitui, the former VP said that it is only fair that governors live forever and continue with their noble task […]
Governor Waititu Asks Senate to Impeach the Corruption, not Him
Embattled Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu, popularly known as Baba Yao, has called for a change in how things are done at the Senate following his impeachment by the County Assembly. In a strongly worded statement that was sent to the Senate Speaker, Governor Waititu said that he did not understand why the Senate was […]
Miguna Miguna Accidentally Blocks Himself on Twitter
Veteran lawyer, Twitter politician and Block in Chief Kenyan-Canadian citizen Dr Miguna Miguna has blocked himself on Twitter in what seems to be a case of giving himself a taste of his own medicine. Speaking from Canada, the lawyer said that he was going through his old tweets and could not stand the political promiscuity […]
Gideon Moi Opens up About his Life in Poverty
Baringo Senator Gideon Moi has finally opened up about growing up in abject poverty in Kenya. In an interview with our reporter, the Senator said that he experienced humiliation while growing up in a rich family while he himself owned nothing, apart from his Nike shoes that were given to him by Nike Cofounder Bill […]
Babu Owino: It was a Screenshot, not Shooting.
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has denied shooting DJ Evolve at B-Club in Kilimani, instead blaming the incidence on a technical error while taking a screenshot on his iPhone. Speaking through his lawyer Cliff Ombeta, the youthful legislator claimed that he had just taken a selfie on his 4th iPhone 11 Pro, when he accidentally […]
Mwangi Kiunjuri Blames Locusts for his Sacking
Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed. Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya […]
