A silent coup is brewing in Kenya as Bedbugs take control of the most protected building in the whole country. In what seems to be a well-planned coup, bedbugs started by taking control of strategic estates in the country where they learnt the Kenyan politics, before making a grand match to the State House. So […]
Politics
Esther Passaris Wants Mugging Decriminalized in Nairobi
Nairobi County Women Representative Esther Passaris has lashed out on the harsh penalties that are meted out on muggers in Nairobi and other parts of Kenya, terming the long jail terms, mob justice incidences and extra-judicial killings meted out to muggers unnecessary. Speaking while addressing some gang members in Kayole, Passaris argued that gang members […]
Locusts Denied Landing Rights in Tanzania by Magufuli
President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania has issued a red alert on all locusts, effectively denying them landing rights in any part of Tanzania. In the presidential decree that also banned any media station from covering any activity by locusts, the president said that he would not tolerate any foreign army in Tanzania, be it […]
Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto Promises to Steal Corruption out of Kenya
Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya. The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to […]
Miguna Miguna Launches a Paybill Number to Help Pay his Bills
Exiled Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has finally decided to give up on toxic masculinity and seek help from the public even as joblessness bites hard in Canada. The lawyer who was recently denied entry back to Kenya has launched a campaign dubbed ‘Kenyans for Miguna,’ where he gave a Paybill number for people to send […]
BREAKING: Moi’s Grave Found Empty
Shock engulfed the late President Daniel Moi’s home in Kabarak when his grave was found empty early on Saturday morning, barely three days after his burial. In the early morning incidence, Moi’s grandchildren had gone to the burial site to add more flowers when it suddenly dawned on them that the soldiers who had been […]
South African president Cyril Ramaphosa Gives the Wrong State of the Nation Address, Nobody Notices
South Africans were caught up in a time capsule moment when the President Cyril Ramaphosa accidentally read the same state of the nation address as the one he gave two years ago, with no one realizing that history was literally repeating itself. In a Televised speech from the nations parliament, the president removed a copy […]
Survey Shows Most Kenyans Could go to Kabarak for Just Bread and Soda
Kenyans have started flocking to Kabarak for the final send off of the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi. Announcing the preparation plans for the event, the Ministry of Interior Principal Secretary Karanja Kibicho announced that there would be bread, soda and water for the first 30,000 people to arrive at the venue, […]
Kiambu Governor Attributes the Embarrassing Moi Farewell Message to Autocorrect
Barely a week after James Nyoro was sworn in as the governor of Kiambu County, residents have been hit by the reality that there was no change in the level of language skills even after Waititu left. In what was supposed to be a moving tribute to the former president of Kenya Daniel Moi, the […]
Miguna Miguna Appointed as the Kenyan Ambassador to Wuhan City in China
President Uhuru Kenya has appointed Canada based Kenya lawyer Miguna Miguna as the country’s ambassador to the Wuhan Province of China. In the surprise move that caught even the general himself by surprise, President Uhuru made the announcement through the 1 o’clock radio news, perhaps in honor of the late president Daniel arap Moi who […]
