Kenya’s Deputy President William Ruto Promises to Steal Corruption out of Kenya

Kenya’s Deputy President and presidential aspirant William Kipchirchir Samoei Arap Ruto has unveiled a grand plan to deal with the runaway corruption that has destroyed the lives of many and threatened the economy for the last fifty-seven years in Kenya.

The Deputy President who is known for his no-nonsense approach to corruption has promised to steal all corruption from Kenya and make Kenya the first country in the world where the word corruption does not exist, as he even plans to remove the word from the dictionaries used in Kenya.

The radical move will see Dr Ruto utilize the thieves around him to ensure all corruption is stolen from Kenya, hoping that Kenyans will live happily thereafter.

Asked about the ethics of using theft to steal theft out Kenya, the Deputy President said that it was a desperate move in a desperate time when the lives of Kenyans were at stake due to rampant corruption. He equated the kind of stealing he would use to that used when stealing someone’s hearts or even stealing the show in a performance.

No one knows how the plan will work out, but the experienced Rashid Echesa was overseeing the operations. The whole operation is expected to take 12 years to complete, expected to end in the year 2032.

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