You can never enslave a general. With no reference to toxic masculinity, Kenyan lawyer Miguna Miguna has decided to beat the red alert that barred him from flying to Kenya by walking! Speaking to our editor while crossing the Sahara desert, Miguna Miguna said that he would not seat and watch as despots deny Kenyans […]
Dennis Itumbi, the Secretary of Innovation, Digital and Diaspora Communication, has lashed out at the Kenya Police for using what seemed to expired teargas on him and some MPs who were demonstrating the arrest of Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria. Speaking while still inside a trench right next to Kilimani Police Station, Itumbi claimed that […]
The Islamic Republic of Iran has sought help from Maasai warriors to help neutralize the American aggression that the country is facing. As Iran and US edge towards a full blown war, Iran has found a need to get a backup army that is cyber-attack proof, knowing very well that the war might take a […]
A kenyan legislator has suddenly become very clever and realized that the government which she has supported for the last 7 years is the biggest threat to democracy in Kenya. Speaking to the media, the legislator claimed that she had always been blind to the working of her party, and it was now time to […]
The African Union has issued a warning to both the US and Iran, even as the world was being pushed to a possible Third World War. Speaking at the AU headquarters in Addis Ababa, the AU secretary general warned that the current war of memes that broke out after the killing of General Qassem Soleimani, […]
The Government of Kenya has urged all the parties to remain calm amidst an impeachment vote for president Donald Trump in the United States. The Kenyan ambassador to the US urged all Americans to stay calm, promising that the African Union is ready to send a delegation to help negotiate any matters that arise after […]
Kenyan politician, lawyer, Raila enemy and NRM General Miguna Miguna has come out to declare the state of his mental capacity. In an interview with a Canadian media, Miguna Miguna declared himself as the second most stable genius in Kenya and in the world, and one of the most intelligent people who ever lived. He […]
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
Latest report indicate that service delivery in Nairobi County has greatly improved in the absence of a governor and deputy governor. This is according to a survey by the residents association. In the report released last week to assess the effect of lack of a Governor in Nairobi, most residents said that they were enjoying […]
As the dust settles on the BBI report launch, reality is dawning on many Kenyans that they will need about 6 months to finish reading the report. This is the reason why a section of Kenyans are calling for a movie fashion of the report to be released. Local Cast Speaking in a political rally, […]