A local Christian couldn’t keep quiet after proudly reporting 100% consistency in reading the Bible daily in 2025. The 22-year-old disciplined and mature Christian noted that his plan to read the entire Bible in one year was already a success, having consistently devoured scripture for the first three days of January, registering a perfect success […]
Religion
Ruto Administration Wants Government to Have Say in Appointment of Catholic Bishops
The Government of Kenya has proposed reforms to the appointment process of Catholic Bishops, citing national security concerns as the reason for their involvement. In a letter addressed to Pope Francis, the Kenyan Government expressed worries that some current Bishops do not meet the standards outlined in Chapter Six of the constitution. They emphasized the […]
Youth Pastor Exposed as a Normal Guy After Football Match
A youth pastor from a local church has been exposed as a normal guy who could play rough, commit fouls, and lie to the referee after a friendly football match with his youth group. The shocking revelation has caused a stir among the church members, who had always seen him as a saintly and gentle […]
Commander Ng’ang’a: The Prophet Who Wants to Be President
Pastor James Ng’ang’a, the self-proclaimed commander of NENO Evangelism Center, has announced his intention to run for the highest office in the land in the 2027 general elections. The controversial preacher, who is known for his fiery sermons and miraculous healings, said that he has received a divine mandate from God to lead Kenya to […]
Pastor Ezekiel Threatens to Delete Kenya’s Star Permanently
Embattled millionaire Pastor Ezekiel Odero has threatened to plunge Kenya into an endless cycle of poverty, ignorance, and diseases if the Registrar of Societies does not revoke her decision to deregister New Life Prayer Center. The Pastor well known for finding lost stars has warned that he will permanently delete Kenya’s star and ensure that […]
Runyenjes MP to be Excommunicated from Akorino Church for Supporting Housing Fund
Kenya’s first white-turbaned legislator Hon. Eric Muchangi, also known as Karemba, is facing an existential crisis after his church vowed to excommunicate him should he support the Finance Bill 2023. In a dire warning sent after the National Prayer Breakfast, the Akorino church warned that the time for being a true Mukurinu and acting normal […]
8 Survivors of Pastor Paul Mackenzie’s Cult in Shakahola Speak Out
As the body count rises, many are shocked at how little-known Paul Mackenzie was able to deceive and manipulate so many people to their death. Pastor Mackenzie was not an outright liar; he was a ruthless executor who only spoke portions of the truth. This way, he could fool many, most of whom were going […]
DCI Agent Attached to Pastor Ng’ang’a Finally Gives his Life to Jesus
There was an unusual event on Kiambu Road when a senior DCI agent attached to Pastor James Ng’ang’a of Neno Evangelism Centre in Nairobi finally gave his life to Jesus while tracking his The man whom we cannot name due to the nature of his work was busy spying on Pastor Ng’ang’a, as his job […]
Number of people sleeping in Church marginally declines by 0.6%
The number of people sleeping in church marginally declined by 0.6% in the last quarter, reversing a trend that had lasted for more than 200 years. Reports from the Association of Ushers show that people who took the coveted nap in church declined, a very unexpected outcome considering that church leaders unanimously voted to allow […]
Size 8 to Specialize in Small to Medium Sized Demons
Gospel singer cum preacher Size 8 has launched her career as a middle level exorcist, if clips on social media are something to go by. The famed Mateke singer was recently ordained as a preacher, but no one expected that she would quickly be on the ring facing demons one on one. Size 8 was […]