Lawyers in Kenya have called into doubt the existence of Dr David Ndii, claiming that he is one of those mythical figures that were inherited from the colonial government, or worse, a creation of social media that does not exist. Citing his absence in real life but a more than life presence on Twitter, lawyers […]
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Witches come to the defense of 5G amid Claims that it is the cause of Corona Virus Disease
A conspiracy theory that 5G is the cause of Covid-19 has quickly been debunked after the Alliance of witches and wizards came to its defense. In what started with rumors being spread by famous celebrities whose popularity is inversely proportional to their wit, many people around the world have been worried that the 5G network […]
Most Coveted job: The Guy with the Password at the Supermarket
He stands nowhere in particular and even if you can spot him, he has to stare at you for 12 seconds before he can acknowledge that you need his help. He is the god of the supermarket, and no wrong can be made right without his involvement. He is nearly worshipped. If you have never […]
France’s Directive to ‘Limit Contact with Elderly People’ Locks Macron out of his Own House
In a bid to prevent further spread of Covid-19, countries all over the world are issuing partial or total lock-downs, as well as other guidelines that could help protect people who are at most risk. But these directives are already having unintended consequences. In Kenya, a dusk to dawn curfew has forced workers to teleport […]
KQ Announces 4.1 Billion in Profit from Selling Lost Luggage
Kenya Airways has declared a record 4.1 billion in profit for the quarter ending March 2020, reversing the loss-making trend that had plagued the airline for the last 7 years. In the financial reports that were announced by the new Chief Executive, Kenya airways has shown a remarkable turnaround in revenue and profits, making a […]
Horned Melon facing Discrimination due to its resemblance to Corona Virus
The horned melon, also known as Kiwano, thorn melon, or Cucumis metuliferus for those who made full use of their school fees, has reported numerous cases of discrimination, abuse and species-based violence due to its similarity with Corona Virus. The fruit which is loved for its medicinal value is facing a backlash for the opposite […]
A Cat’s Guide to Working from Home
Are you working from home? We cats have always worked from home. Which home? Your house of course. We consider those to be our homes, the same way you call your employer’s office my office. We usually do the same things that you do, but I won’t go into details because cat world is a […]
Muggers, Pickpockets and Thugs oppose the 8pm – 5am Curfew
The Association of Muggers, Pickpockets and Thugs (AMPiT) has strongly opposed the 8 pm to 5 am curfew that has been imposed by the government in Kenya, saying that their nature of business was not put into consideration and that the move would not benefit the country in containing Covid-19 spread. Speaking in a hastily […]
Details of How a German Shipment of 6 Million Masks Disappeared in Nairobi
If you are looking for people to carry out a major heist in the world, Nairobi ranks among the best places to scout for talent. And the talent is not just on paper, but through some practical experience. Some of the high and mighty have learnt this the hard way. Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al […]
Reprieve as Landlords in Kenyan agree to reduce rent by 0.01%
Property owners in Kenya have decided to cut down rent by 0.01% in response to the Covid-19 pandemic. In a move that is meant to cushion Kenyans in these difficult times, the landlords said that they were moved by empathy and decided to help Kenyans who are struggling with job losses, business closure and movement […]
