Kenyans have started flocking to Kabarak for the final send off of the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi. Announcing the preparation plans for the event, the Ministry of Interior Principal Secretary Karanja Kibicho announced that there would be bread, soda and water for the first 30,000 people to arrive at the venue, […]
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Nairobi Women’s Hospital Partners with Prophet Owuor to Provide Instant Healing
Desperate times call for desperate measures. The Nairobi Women’s Hospital has partnered with the Mightiest Prophet of God, Dr David Owuor, to offer instant healing services to its customers, err…sorry, patients. The new arrangement will see all the patients admitted at the hospital pay a standard fee equivalent to one week admission, but receive healing […]
Chaos as Children Vote to Impeach and Remove Dad as the Head of The Family
It was total chaos and anarchy after all the three children in a family voted to impeach their father and declared a democratic led family where everyone has an equal say. It all started the previous day when the children walked out on the father as he was giving the state of the family address, […]
Newly Married Man Divorces Wife for Displaying Serial Killer Tendencies
A worried husband left a court in shock after he revealed that the reason he was seeking a divorce was the fear that his wife would one day turn into a serial killer. The newly wed man told the court that he could not wait for the designated 1 year period before filing a divorce, […]
African Union calls for Witches and Wizards to be on Standby for the Corona Virus
The African Union has issued a distress call to Witches and Wizards in all parts of Africa to be on standby as Africa prepares itself to deal with a possible spread of the deadly Corona virus in the continent. In a message that was sent to the Association of Witches and Wizards in Africa, The […]
CONFIRMED: Osprey Bird that Flew from Finland to Kenya Committed Suicide
A bird that hit headlines after flying from Finland to Kenya but finally died in the care of Kenya Wildlife Services has been confirmed to have committed suicide. The endangered Osprey which had been tagged in Finland flew for 6948 kilometres, something that baffled even the self-proclaimed General Miguna Miguna who has recently been unable […]
Kenya to Deal with Covid-19 by Running Away
The Ministry of Health in Kenya has come up with an innovative way of dealing with Coronavirus that is currently ravaging many parts of the world. In a presser sent to our media house, the Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Health said the country was planning to outrun the virus, a strategy that is […]
Miguna Miguna Accidentally Blocks Himself on Twitter
Veteran lawyer, Twitter politician and Block in Chief Kenyan-Canadian citizen Dr Miguna Miguna has blocked himself on Twitter in what seems to be a case of giving himself a taste of his own medicine. Speaking from Canada, the lawyer said that he was going through his old tweets and could not stand the political promiscuity […]
Gideon Moi Opens up About his Life in Poverty
Baringo Senator Gideon Moi has finally opened up about growing up in abject poverty in Kenya. In an interview with our reporter, the Senator said that he experienced humiliation while growing up in a rich family while he himself owned nothing, apart from his Nike shoes that were given to him by Nike Cofounder Bill […]
Confusion as Prophet Owuor Fails to Take Credit for the Locusts in Eastern Africa
Efforts to control the desert locusts that have been ravaging parts of Eastern Africa have been hampered by the surprise move by the Mightiest Prophet of God of not taking credit for the invasion. The prophet, who specializes in Disaster Prophecy, has not said a word about the insects, and both followers and critics have […]
