The Corona Virus disease is causing a global pandemonium as the world reacts to this previously unknown virus. People all over the world are reacting in strange ways. Americans and Australians perhaps think it is a form of acute diarrhoea and are resulting to hoarding tissue paper, while drug cartels all over the world are […]
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After Beyond Zero, Uhuru now Planning to Register for the New York Marathon
President Uhuru Kenyatta made his maiden appearance in athletics when he participated in a 2.6 km race during the Beyond Zero marathon. Clad in jeans and running slightly slower than a crawling toddler, Uhuru Kenyatta managed to hit the finish line with a personal best time of 30 minutes and 50.1 seconds. So slow was […]
Atwoli Angrily Throws away his Brain at a Press Conference
The Secretary General of the Central Organization of Trade Unions (COTU) Francis Atwoli angrily threw away his brain as he tried to make a point that a brain is not needed in Kenya. During a press conference called to discuss the importance of voter education and public participation in national development, Atwoli complained that some […]
Family of 5 Now has 38 WhatsApp Groups
When all you have is a hammer, everything always looks like a nail and you will result to hammering everything that comes your way. This is the problem facing a family of 2 parents and 3 teenage children which has now resulted to creating a WhatsApp group for every single thing, with the number of […]
Demons Protest the Appointment of Calisto as the Presiding Bishop of CITAM
The recent appointment of Rev Calisto Odede as the presiding Bishop of Christ is the Answer Ministry in preparation for the retirement of the current Bishop Dr David Oginde has elicited mixed reactions all over the country. While many have lauded the appointment as an indicaton of its commitment to the gospel, others have expressed […]
Man Aborts Ruracio Midway in Kiambu due to Corona Virus Fears
In life, strategy is key. However, execution is what matters most, and a man from Siaya knew that it was time to execute when dowry negotiations quickly went South in Kiambu. Coronavirus has led to cancellation of many activities and events. Social media has been full of people complaining of how they have had to […]
University of Nairobi Rediscovers Alphabets
In what appears to be the biggest research breakthrough in Kenya, the University of Nairobi has discovered the alphabet. A paper published in the Journal of Linguistics and Literature, the Institute of Advanced Languages highlights this groundbreaking discovery which is going to change the education landscape in Kenya. “The alphabet is going to be the […]
Kenya: Covid-19 Better than CoronaVirus
In a puzzling Press Statement today, Kenya says coronavirus is more severe than covid-19. Explain why they were not taking the COVID-19 seriously by allowing 239 passengers from China into Kenya, the ministry of health said, “We have asked the 293 passengers from China to self quarantine because they are suspected of having COVID-19 which […]
African Health Experts Puzzled by the Slow Spread of Ebola in Europe
Whether it’s a matter of faulty detection, climatic factors or simple fluke, the remarkably low rate of Ebola infection in European countries, with their fragile health systems, continues to puzzle – and worry – African health experts. In a puzzle that has researchers on communicable diseases all over Africa scratching their heads, the disease does […]
Lipa na Mpesa Customer Stoned to Death by Impatient Customers in a Supermarket
A man was stoned to death yesterday evening at a major supermarket in Kisii town after attempting to hold the whole supermarket hostage using Lipa na Mpesa service. Trouble started when the father of three went to the busy supermarket after work to buy bananas and milk. As usual, the evening is usually busy as […]
