Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has denied shooting DJ Evolve at B-Club in Kilimani, instead blaming the incidence on a technical error while taking a screenshot on his iPhone. Speaking through his lawyer Cliff Ombeta, the youthful legislator claimed that he had just taken a selfie on his 4th iPhone 11 Pro, when he accidentally […]
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Top Atheist in Kenya Converts to Christianity after Tasting Mangoes in Makueni
There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. The man who had been a staunch atheist until last week was on an official duty when he encountered the godly fruits that are in season, and had his […]
Kasarani Mwiki Residents asked to try Farming if Uncomfortable with the Pothole Ridden Road
Residents of Kasarani Mwiki area have been urged to venture into agri-travel by planting trees in the pothole ridden road, even as demonstrations entered the 7th day. Speaking to the media, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of roads said that police have been spraying a lot of water on the demonstrators and the only viable […]
Shock as Form One Student Threatens to Sue School for Being Denied Access to Social Media
There was panic in one of the top schools in Nairobi as an angry form one student threatened to sue the school after he learnt that he can no longer use social media in school. This is after the student was forced to sign a ‘no mobile phone in school’ clause in the school’s rules […]
Egerton University Warns that the next Strike Will Cost Students KES 94,628 Each
Egerton University has warned that should students go on strike again, they will be forced to pay KES 94,628 each as a levy charged for the damage they will cause. Speaking at the University, the Vice Chancellor said that they expect will not hesitate to charge the students the hefty amount if they go on […]
Al-Shabaab Joins the Fight Against Locusts in Kenya
The fight against swarms of desert locusts invading Eastern and North Eastern Kenya has received a major boost after Al Shabaab decided to join the fight against the marauding insects. In a press conference, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of Agriculture noted that the militant group would work alongside the Kenya Police who are already […]
Kenya Blames International Peer Pressure for its Love for Mega Projects
The government of Kenya has blamed international peer pressure for its increased appetite for mega projects. Finding itself under pressure for going only after mega projects at the expense of other pressing needs, the government said that it was hard to stick to simple, useless projects when all other governments were doing big projects. This […]
Eliud Kipchoge to Miss out on Mashujaa Awards
Marathoner Eliud Kipchoge will miss out on the Mashujaa Day awards, as government embarks on the annual rite of awarding prominent Kenyans. The awards scheduled for 20th October will be aored live to allow for Kenyans to celebrate great citizens who have contributed immensely to the wellbeing of the nation. Kipchoge, who set a record […]
Pastor Ng’ang’a Wins the Entrepreneur of the Year Award
Controversial and infamous pastor and televangelist James Ng’ang’a is the winner of the entrepreneur of the year award. Ng’ang’a, who runs a multi-million business along Haille Sellasie Avenue was awarded for his business acumen and ability to spring back to profitability in the midst of external threats to his business. The pastor has managed to […]
Kenya Ditches Maize as the Staple Food
In an attempt to curb acute food shortage, Kenyans officially dropped maize from their staple food with effect from 1st July. This follows reports that the country has experienced maize shortage 54 times in the last 53 years, and government officials claiming that western governments have conspired with maize to slow down the economic growth […]
