Former Sports Cabinet Secretary and current friend of the DCI Rashid Echesa has mysteriously lost all ability to speak the German language. In what could become a trend in Kenya were people lose all the ability to can, especially to can the German language, Echesa found himself unable to utter a German word, as multiple […]
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42% of all Middle Aged Men in Nairobi are 3 Months Pregnant
A recent report has disclosed that almost half of all middle aged, middle class men who reside in Nairobi are 3 months pregnant. The weird revelation was made through automated reports by the city’s CCTV system which uses Artificial Intelligence to identify expectant women in order to offer assistance where necessary. The System employs a […]
37,000 Kenyans apply for KFCs Professional Chicken Taster Job
More than 37000 people from Western Kenya have applied for the ‘Professional Chicken Taster’ job that was recently advertised by KFC in the UK. The masses who ranged from jobless young people to high ranking persons in the society all scrambled to beat the deadline and get the job of a lifetime that will involve […]
KWS Rescues a Man from Rhino by Shooting Him
A man found himself in trouble when he strayed into the Tsavo National Park while grazing his cows and came face to face with an angry rhino. The man identified as Mutiso was illegally grazing in the National Park when he decided to go and relief himself. Unknown to him, a lone rhino was grazing […]
Prisoners to Pay for their Meals and Accommodation.
A new Bill being proposed by lawmakers in Kenya will soon see relatives of law breakers paying for the accommodation and meals of those sent to prisons. The new law is supposed to reduce the cost of rehabilitation and punishment, after it emerged that prisons have become extremely expensive to run with little or no […]
Kenyatta University Mess Food a Possible Cure for Corona Virus
Experts from the World Health Organization and top pharmaceuticals globally are converging at Kenyatta University after it emerged that the University’s mess holds a potential cure for Corona Virus which is currently threatening the world. In what could be a game changer for the university that is trying to position itself as a World Class […]
Kenyans Stop Reading Daily Nation after it Fails to Mention Ruto
Daily Nation sales plummeted by more than 234k % after the Kenya’s biggest newspaper failed to mention William Ruto in yesterday’s paper. The struggling newspaper that depends on mentioning Ruto in all possible headlines tried to experiment on what would happen if they focused on real news, but the results were drastic. In their countrywide […]
KCAA: China Southern Airlines Plane Sneaked into Kenya Undetected
The government has denied media reports that it allowed a plane from China to land in Nairobi, instead claiming that the rogue plane sneaked into the country secretly without permission. Kenya Civil Aviation Authority (KCAA) Director-General Gilbert Kibe said that the plane from China Southern Airlines was not cleared to enter Kenya, and the plane […]
Three Glittering Life Lessons from the Ngiritas
First, we start by giving credit where it is due. It has taken a whole two years for the Ngiritas to break. Two calendar years! This is an extremely long time for someone to hold the fort when corruption is away, bank accounts are frozen or pockets are empty. Politicians take a few weeks, musicians […]
How to tell if you are a Chokora
The greatest revelation this week has been that most people who think they are rich are actually chokoras in Nairobi. We have put together a guide to help you do some self-reflection and know where you stand. In this ‘know thyself’ guide, we would want to lead you in a journey of self-searching and reflection. […]
