Nairobians started a mass migration to the village today after the cessation of movement in and out of Nairobi was lifted. Most of the people were escaping hostile economic conditions in the city following loss of jobs and income due to Covid-19. It did not help that the Landlords never noticed the pandemic so the […]
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Nairobi Named Richest City in Africa after Number of Laptops Stolen Everyday Increases to 228
Nairobi has reclaimed the top spot as the richest city in Africa after the number of laptops stolen everyday increased to 228. In the statistics that were released by a consortium of city policing departments in Africa, Nairobi tops all other African cities in laptop theft, a good indicator of wealth. So rich is the […]
Ndakaini Dam only 19% Full
Despite the heavy rains that are pounding all parts of Kenya, causing floods, landslides and other forms of destructions, there is one mystery that no one can solve. The dam that supplies Nairobians with water is not responding to the rains. With all the seven forks dams full and spilling over, the one dam that […]
Pastor Arrested for telling Congregation to Shake their Neighbour’s Hand
Officers from the Recce squad swiftly moved in to arrest a pastor who threatened to decimate the whole country by acting as the agent of the deadly Corona virus in Kenya. The pastor who was giving a sermon titled ‘Be Still and Know that I am God’ had successfully managed to go through the introduction […]
42% of all Middle Aged Men in Nairobi are 3 Months Pregnant
A recent report has disclosed that almost half of all middle aged, middle class men who reside in Nairobi are 3 months pregnant. The weird revelation was made through automated reports by the city’s CCTV system which uses Artificial Intelligence to identify expectant women in order to offer assistance where necessary. The System employs a […]
Landlords in Nairobi now offering Three-month Trial Period as Tenant Shortage Bites
It is a hard time for landlords in Nairobi’s satellite towns as the supply of houses outstrips the demand for the same, leaving landlords with empty buildings and loans to pay. So serious is the problem that some landlords have resulted to some unconventional methods to lure people into their premises, which include giving a […]
University of Nairobi to Permanently Operate with Two VCs
It has now emerged that the University of Nairobi will operate with two Vice Chancellors after a handshake between the feuding Professor Mbeche and Professor Kiama. In what appears to be an bizarre incidence in public governance, Prof Mbeche and Prof Kiama will now go ahead and set up a task force to build bridges […]
Report Shows that Nairobi County is Better without a Governor
Latest report indicate that service delivery in Nairobi County has greatly improved in the absence of a governor and deputy governor. This is according to a survey by the residents association. In the report released last week to assess the effect of lack of a Governor in Nairobi, most residents said that they were enjoying […]
