There was some unusual drama at Mumias Police station when an angry bull forced its way into the police station and rescued the owner who was being held there for flouting Covid-19 rules. Trouble started when people gathered for a bull fighting session with no regard for social distancing or wearing masks. The Wednesday morning […]
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Wife Follows Husband to Work just to Keep Connected to the Mobile Hotspot
There was a crisis at a local office after a spouse of one of the staff showed up at work and made herself comfortable in one of the unoccupied desks occasioned by Covid-19 related retrenchments. The wife to the junior manager had followed the husband to work just to keep connected to the husband’s mobile […]
Jane Mugo Secretly Lands in Wuhan to Resolve the Mystery of Covid-19 Origin
Under the request of World Health Organization, the James Bond of Kenya Jane Mugo is in the Wuhan city of China to help the organization unravel the origin of the SARS-CoV-2 virus which remains a mystery more than an year after the outbreak in China. Speaking after stealthily landing in China, the detective reported that […]
Record Number of Delegates Register for the Men’s Conference 2023
Registration for the Men’s Conference 2023 has already been oversubscribed by 2194%, barely less than 12 hours after the registration was opened. Speaking to the media in the first day of the registration for the conference, the management said that this year’s conference has seen delegates from 152 countries register, and they are expecting even […]
Uhuru Kenyatta Threatens to Name the People who Steal KES 2 Billion from the Government Everyday
Days after admitting that KShs 2 billion is stolen in Kenya everyday, President Uhuru Kenyatta has come under fire from different quarters for presiding over one of the biggest heists in history. In just under one week, Uhuru Kenyatta has faced criticism from friends, colleagues, partners and enemies for leading the country of thugs, and […]
See a Therapist if you are Perennially Broke
Experts now want you to see a therapist if you are always broke and your default response to all financial obligations is ‘I am expecting some money.’ Noting that most people are always broke but have ready explanation for why they are broke, the experts warned that this habit should not be normalized and instead, […]
NTSA Wants all PSV Passengers to Wear Helmets
All public service vehicle passengers will now be required to don helmets, according to the new regulations released by the National Transport and Safety Authority. In a bold new move to tame the rising cases of road accident fatalities, passengers will be required to wear helmets while the vehicle is in motion, lack of which […]
Mombasa Drug Dealer Takes Credit for all Jobs Created in the County this Year
A Mombasa based drug Lord has lashed out at both the county and national governments for failing to create jobs, saying that he was the only one who was creating jobs in the drug ravaged county. Speaking at his open hideout, the drug baron said that no elected official had bothered to create any jobs […]
Graduate Engineers will No Longer Pay Tax in Kenya
Graduate Engineers in Kenya will be laughing all the way to the bank after recent change of the Pay as You Earn Tax policy will see them exempted from paying the dreaded income tax. The new guidelines will see all the graduate engineers become the envy of other professions such as the medics, accountants, teachers […]
Trevor Noah Announces Early Retirement after Trump Exit Makes Him Irrelevant
The second highest ranking South African in the US, Trevor Noah, has been forced into early retirement after his comedy career came to a dead end with Trump retirement. The comedian who made a fortune out of Donald Trump realized that it is time to cash out when Trump failed to clinch to power and […]









