A year after the former president of Kenya Daniel Toroitich arap Moi passed on, hopes that he will one day resurrect and establish an everlasting dynasty in Kenya have nearly diminished. Immediately after death, it was expected that Moi would rise again after three days. Days became weeks, weeks became months and the months are […]
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EU Terms the Myanmar Coup ‘Free and Fair’
The Head of the European Union (EU) Delegation in Myanmar has said they are impressed with the level of organization and peaceful conduct exhibited during the recent military coup that saw the de-facto leader Aung San Suu Kyi and President Win Myint detained by the military. “We saw an extremely well-organized coup exercise with soldiers […]
Psychiatrists Confirm that People Who Wish You a Happy New Month are Perfectly Okay
Psychiatrists have clarified that there is nothing wrong with wishing people a Happy New Month, contrary to the narrative peddled around by some woke netizens. “Some people think that wishing people a happy new month is taking unserious matters too far, but we can confirm that this is perfectly OK. When they say happy new […]
Minute Maid Sued for Lasting for Less than a Minute
All minutes are not created equal. We know they vary depending on what exactly one is doing, and whether they are enjoying it. That is why January is long and December is short, despite having equal number of days. A minute at the dentist lasts for 14 days while a minute on a Friday evening […]
How to Calculate Your Net Worth Based on your Social Media Followers
The age of owning physical assets died with the birth of Mark Zuckerberg, and only dynasties have tangible assets. Today’s young person has nothing to show at the age of 30, not because they are poor, but because they have different kinds of assets; social media followers. The number of followers you have on Twitter, […]
Isaac Mwaura in Good Condition after Assassination Attempt
Celebrated Kiambu politician Isaac Mwaura spent the better part of Saturday morning recovering from an assassination attempt that nearly cut short his both political and earth career. It was a moment of reflection and stock taking as the nominated Senator realized that life can be short, when his dreams for a better Kiambu county were […]
IEBC Releases the Schedule for Rotational Presidency
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has released the schedule of rotational presidency that will be used in Kenya from August 2022. Responding to ‘public’ demand for a better system of sharing the national cake, the Commission said that it was going to organize a form of rotational presidency that will see each community enjoy […]
Ministry of Education Warns that Children of the Poor are Very Hard to Manage
The Government of Kenya, through the Ministry of Education, is concerned that the increased number of children born into poverty have become unmanageable, with no foreseeable solution at hand. Following a spate of school fires that have become the staple food for school administrations in Kenya, the government now thinks that the underlying problem is […]
Only 3 People in Nairobi Sell Real Honey
Only three people in Nairobi sell pure unadulterated honey, according to a report released last week by the main stakeholders in the industry. A shock to many Kenyans who have been buying pure honey from work mates, supermarkets, side hustlers and even street vendors, it was noted that almost all the honey sold in Nairobi […]
Garissa County Assembly Fire Caused by Unwanted Evidence
The fire accident that consumed Garissa County Assembly chambers and several offices this morning was caused by unwanted evidence, according to Kenya Red Cross. The morning inferno that started at 8:15 am quickly spread to any part of the Assembly that held documents that were not needed, focusing majorly on the ones that had previously […]
