Efforts to control the desert locusts that have been ravaging parts of Eastern Africa have been hampered by the surprise move by the Mightiest Prophet of God of not taking credit for the invasion. The prophet, who specializes in Disaster Prophecy, has not said a word about the insects, and both followers and critics have […]
The Maasai community has come out to strongly defend one who they think is their son following calls for the sacking of Manchester United coach Ole Gunnar Solskjær as the team continued to cement their position at the basement of the English Premier League. Speaking in a hurriedly convened press conference, Maasai elder and Governor […]
A Sunday service was postponed indefinitely at a Pentecostal church in Nairobi after the only bass guitar in the church malfunctioned. The morning service had to be called off after an intern guitarist accidentally tripped on the revered equipment, breaking one string and seriously damaging the preamplifier that is used with the guitar. The incidence […]
The BBI team received a warm welcome in Western Kenya following following a promise by the government to give every household in the region a posho mill. The government announced that as a form of building a bridge between the farm and the mouth, every household in Western Kenya would receive an internet connected posho […]
Embakasi East MP Babu Owino has denied shooting DJ Evolve at B-Club in Kilimani, instead blaming the incidence on a technical error while taking a screenshot on his iPhone. Speaking through his lawyer Cliff Ombeta, the youthful legislator claimed that he had just taken a selfie on his 4th iPhone 11 Pro, when he accidentally […]
There was panic at the Atheists in Kenya offices after one of their officials converted to Christianity, minutes after tasting some fresh mangoes from Makueni County. The man who had been a staunch atheist until last week was on official duty when he encountered the godly fruits that are in season and had his Damascus […]
Residents of Kasarani Mwiki area have been urged to venture into agri-travel by planting trees in the pothole ridden road, even as demonstrations entered the 7th day. Speaking to the media, the Cabinet Secretary in charge of roads said that police have been spraying a lot of water on the demonstrators and the only viable […]
There was panic in one of the top schools in Nairobi as an angry form one student threatened to sue the school after he learnt that he can no longer use social media in school. This is after the student was forced to sign a ‘no mobile phone in school’ clause in the school’s rules […]
Sacked Agriculture CS Mwangi Kiunjuri has come out to strongly condemn locusts for his sacking, minutes after president Uhuru Kenyatta announced that his services were no longer needed. Speaking exclusively to our reporter, Mwangi Kiunjuri said that the locusts had conspired to get him fired because he was hardworking and was determined to rid Kenya […]
Egerton University has warned that should students go on strike again, they will be forced to pay KES 94,628 each as a levy charged for the damage they will cause. Speaking at the University, the Vice Chancellor said that they expect will not hesitate to charge the students the hefty amount if they go on […]
