GoK Announces a National Harambee to Resolve Liquidity

The Government of Kenya is planning for a national fundraiser to resolve the liquidity crisis that has rocked the East African nation and left civil servants with no salaries and suppliers unpaid. Speaking to hunger stricken civil servants, deputy president Rigathi Gachagua announced that plans were at an advanced stage to register a Paybill number […]


David Ndii Gains 17k New Followers on Twitter after Insulting Luos

Economist and Tangatanga influencer David Ndii had his best political life yesterday after gaining 17,000 new followers on Twitter in one day, courtesy of an insult that went viral yesterday. The man who finds satisfaction in sharing complex economics data, arguing with internet strangers and doing dishes at home found himself at the center of […]


David Ndii and Amerix to Settle their Differences the Old Way

A storm has been brewing between celebrated Economist David Ndii and masculinity coach Amerix over the role and presence of a man in the kitchen. Netizens are unable to settle the dispute and in order to avert a Third World War, it has been agreed that the two should settle their differences the usual way! […]


Susan Kihika Cuts off Ties with Her Dynasty Family to show Commitment to Hustlers

Tangatanga politician and Senator for Nakuru County Susan Wakarura Kihika has a made a radical decision that will see her adopted into the hustler nation, despite her links to a major dynasty family. The firebrand politician has legally cut ties with all her family members in order to maintain an untainted hustler narrative, noting that […]


Strathmore University Launches an Online Bachelor of Thinking Degree

Strathmore University has launched an online course that is likely to change the world. The online Bachelor of Thinking Degree is meant to teach people how to think, to think rationally, to think before tweeting and also to think all the time. It is the first time a University has introduced such a broad course […]


Lawyers Question the Existence of David Ndii

Lawyers in Kenya have called into doubt the existence of Dr David Ndii, claiming that he is one of those mythical figures that were inherited from the colonial government, or worse, a creation of social media that does not exist. Citing his absence in real life but a more than life presence on Twitter, lawyers […]