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Kenya to Deal with Covid-19 by Running Away

The Ministry of Health in Kenya has come up with an innovative way of dealing with Coronavirus that is currently ravaging many parts of the world.

In a presser sent to our media house, the Principal Secretary in the Ministry of Health said the country was planning to outrun the virus, a strategy that is informed by Kenya’s success in mid and long distance races across the globe.

“Kenyans have unique running skills, and we shall exploit these to run away from the virus if it shows up in our country.” He said. “It is the time we made good use of our unique talents and apply them in non conventional ways.

If we can run a marathon in under two hours, we can definitely run away from these tiny micro creatures that can’t even walk. I call this thinking out of the box.”

He did not disclose where Kenyans will run to, but Kenyans seemed to have gotten the memo. “Everyone is ready, and we can out run the virus. We will do it!”

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