Cytonn Investments has assured all the people who invested in The Cytonn High Yield Solutions (CHYS) that they will definitely get their money plus the full returns, here on earth, and if not, most definitely in heaven. Responding to social media noise that CHYS had failed to pay some early investors, Cytonn CEO Edwin Dande […]
Police investigations have concluded that the Francis Atwoli Street sign was destroyed by an act of nature. The road sign marking the change of name from Dik Dik Road to Francis Atwoli went up in flames on Monday night. This caused an outcry from Francis Atwoli who could find no evidence to incriminate Boniface Mwangi […]
Kenyan youths who won the MbeleNaBiz promotion by the government have been waiting for close to half a year to receive their money. While the government promised them immediate disbursement, many are still waiting for the money which was their only capital, of course, besides Capital FM. It is now turning out the delay has […]
Harakat al-Shabaab al-Mujahideen, more commonly known as al-Shabaab, scored a lethal own goal after an intern exploded a bomb at the center of training camp during a routine maintenance activity. The new recruit who had been assigned to the explosives team found an old, dust covered bomb that was donated ten years ago by Al […]
Public Service Vehicles in Kenya have now been allowed to carry to full capacity, after more than an year of carrying not more than 60% of their capacity. The directive issued by the court follows complains from our readers – most of who use matatus – that trains and planes were doing a full capacity […]
President Muhammad Buhari has asked Nigerians to use smoke signals instead of Twitter, saying that Nigerians had used smoke signals during the civil war and it worked well. In a Tweet that was used to threaten Twitter, Buhari said that Nigeria is too big to be held ransom using 280 characters, and before Twitter was, […]
A Kitui man has filed a case against president Uhuru Kenyatta for cherry-picking the judges to appoint instead of appointing all of them as demanded by law. While this should be a natural consequence of Uhuru’s decision, the surprising part is that the case has been filed at a Witchdoctor’s court instead of the ordinary […]
Kenya’s 2022 General Elections have already been postponed to 2023, but the government printer is yet to find an appropriate time to gazette the postponement. If you think it is easy for the Government Printer, then it is clear that you do not think. This is because the printers must always read the mood before […]
An increasing number of men are now considering taking up jobs as househelps following an acute shortage of jobs in Kenya. With a declining job market, an economy that is growing only on paper, inflation that is faster than Eliud Kipchoge and taxes that feel like armed robbery, Kenya men have found themselves with little […]
As businesses in Kenya continue to face tough operating environments and decreased earnings, many are doing all things possible to avoid being in the red. The extent of what firms are willing to do to in order to remain afloat has now come to light, with NHIF announcing that it would stop covering malaria treatment […]