A police officer attached to Kileleshwa Police Station has been forced into early retirement after he defied orders from above to guard the street name sign recently erected to mark the Francis Atwoli Road. The long serving officer who normally serves in the traffic department and is always seen helping school children to cross the […]
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Senior Government Drivers Will Soon Get their Own Drivers
Senior government drivers in Kenya will now enjoy the benefit of having their own drivers following the signing of a new collective bargaining agreement. From July 2021, drivers attached to VIP service will get an assigned driver to help them run their errands so that they do not have to drive themselves. This will give […]
Ngong Hills Highly Unlikely to Erupt This Year
The Government of Kenya has assured residents of Nairobi and Kajiado Counties that the Ngong Hills are unlikely to erupt this year. Unveiling a taskforce meant to study the possibility of a Ngong Hill eruption this year, Mining PS said that preliminary observations had shown that Ngong Hills are not likely to spew magma on […]
Kenyans Asked to Incorporate their Businesses in Japan in Order to Enjoy Tax Exemption in Kenya
Kenyans wishing to enjoy the tax exemption extended to some Japanese companies operating in Kenya have been asked to register their businesses in Japan. Speaking to PostaMate, treasury CS Ukur Yatani said that any Kenyan of means is free to register their company in Japan, and even seek funding from the Government of Japan in […]
PostaMate Wins Global Satire Prize
PostaMate has cemented its market leader position in satire after winning the inaugural Pyongyang Prize for Satire. The award that seeks to celebrate foolishness saw contestants from all the continents fighting for the coveted award which is the highest form of validation that satire needs. The 2021 prize was the first award ever, after the […]
Muscular Based Violence on the Rise
Cases of muscular based violence are on the increase all over the world. The World Health Organization has asked the UN Security Council to look in to the matter with haste, arguing that lives of weak people are at stake. “Reported cases of muscular based violence have been on the rise in the last 60 […]
KU Hospital Bans use of X-Ray Machines to Take Selfies
Kenyatta University Teaching and Referral Hospital has issued a warning to medics and other hospital staff who have been using hospital X-Ray machines to take selfies. In a memo that was drawn by the Hospital chairperson Prof Olive Mugenda, the hospital warned that anybody found using X-Ray machines to take selfies might lose their jobs. […]
Zack Kinuthia Opens Up About Living with the Intellectual Capacity of a Mature Avocado Seed
Zack Kinuthia is a man of many lasts, including his intellectual capacity with has been shown to match that of a mature avocado seed. He is the last man you would invite to share his mind on any topic, yet he still volunteers to speak. He is the last one you would expect to be […]
“We Were Just Friends” – Stella responds to allegations by Freshley Mwamburi
Almost thirty years ago, a young lady by the name Stella arrived with her family from Japan, triggering a set of events that made Freshley Mwamburi compose the famous song ‘Stella Wangu.’ While Freshley Mwamburi had a chance to tell his story, no one gave Stella an opportunity to plead her case, until now. PostaMate […]
Israel Defense Forces Vow to Stand with Palestinians, Just like Everybody Else
Israel Defense Forces has made a commitment to stand with Palestinian people following the escalation of violence between Palestine and Israel in recent weeks. In an attempt to keep up with the trend where every person and country stands with Palestine, Israeli forces said that they are going to promote a few hashtags and send […]










