Tuskys supermarket is thinking big. Starting July 2020, the supermarket has decided to start selling helicopters in order to cater for a growing demand for the same in Kenya. “Helicopters have become a part of fast-moving consumer goods in Kenya,” said Uncle wa Tuskys. “We are delighted to serve Kenyans in a new way that […]
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Men will be Extinct by 2100 – Caroline Mutoko
If you are a man, forget about climate change because your gender may not live long enough to see it. A research has shown that the males of the human species will not see the dusk of the century and the best they can hope for is late 2090s. Carried out by the human genome […]
Karen Hospital to Kenyans: “We are not a National Grandfather”
The Karen Hospital has run out of all possible polite words that they can use. They now want Kenyans to learn that hospitals do not have infinite resources and capacity to admit everyone without a form of discrimination. Responding to Kenyans on criticizing the hospital on social media, the hospital went for the jugular. “It […]
Most Subaru Owners Suffer from Post Poverty Stress Disorder
You know them very well from their exhaust noise. If you are deaf, you know them too because their behaviors are unique. Their only objective on the road is to overtake your car in the hope that they can overtake your destiny too. They may not even be going anywhere, but they have to overtake […]
Sakaja: I am the one who Arrested the Policemen
Nairobi Senator Johnson Sakaja has denied claims that he was arrested at the Ladies Lounge in Kilimani and spent the night at the Kilimani Police Station, instead saying that he is the one who arrested the policemen. Speaking exclusively to PostaMate on phone, Sakaja said that he was at the lounge to investigate claims that […]
Memes not Sufficient for a Long Term Relationship
Fresh details have emerged on the state of many relationships which were founded on memes. It is now clear that memes cannot sustain a relationship for more than three months. In what could spell doom to some young people who have nothing else to offer, researchers found that even the coolest memes couldn’t get a […]
Crime Rate in Lagos Falls Drastically after Police go on Strike
Lagos city of Nigeria has seen a sharp decline in crime rate after law enforcement officers went on strike, raising questions on the role of police in causing crime. For two weeks now, cases of muggings, robbery with violence, break-ins and the regular kidnappings have dropped to near zero. Even the aggressive drivers who are […]
HELB Promises to Refund all the Money it has Collected for Compliance Certificates
The Higher Education Loans Board in Kenya has finally seen the light. In what appears to be a Zacchaeus moment, the Board has promised to refund all the money it stole from non-beneficiaries who were forced to seek for compliance certificates when looking for jobs. For years, HELB has been forcing people who did not […]
Maasai Mara University Student on the Run after Hacking Twitter
An undergraduate student at the Maasai Mara University of Science and Technology is on the run after hacking Twitter and making people who think there is free lunch donate to him over KShs 10 million. The hack which targeted well known individuals such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, Joe Biden, Obama and even corporate accounts […]
Uhuru: “Otieno’s Bed is too Cheap for Government Use”
The Office of the President has defended a decision to ignore a local artisan manufacturing hospital beds in Juja, citing the low prices that the artisan was offering. Following social media outcry that Meshack Otieno was sidelined because his second name starts with a small letter instead of a capital letter, the office of the […]
