President John Pombe Magufuli of Tanzania seems to be making it in Kenya as his approval rating reaches an astronomical value of 102%. The man who just three months ago was hated and was ranked very close to cattle and ducks has seen his fortune change and he is now considered a genius. Kenyans now […]
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Pastor Ng’ang’a to delete part of his age in order to be 58 Years Old
Pastor James Ng’ang’a has quickly moved to delete part of his age in order to be under 58 years. This follows government’s directive to allow only those aged 12 – 58 years into churches. In a quick action that caught even the constitution off-guard, Pastor Ng’ang’a deleted the excess age which would lock him out […]
Kenyans Indecisive on Whether to Die from Poverty or from Covid-19
Kenyans cannot seem to make up their mind on whether they should die from poverty or from Covid-19. Instead, they are now forcing their fellow Kenyan to decide for them, and they will crucify him either way. The catch 22 situation has sent the president into hiding because he also has to choose his own […]
You can Lose Weight by Watching Workout Videos
Experts have observed that you can lose weight simply by watching workout videos without the need to exercise or have a gym subscription. In a perfect case of eating your pie and having it, you are now free to feast on any junk, provided that you regularly watch exercise videos. This eliminates the nagging practice […]
Government Urges Small Families to Merge and Save on Rent
Families are hard hit with Covid-19 and the government has the perfect solution. Small families should merge and save on one rent! In what turns out to be the most brilliant family fiscal policy during Covid-19, families of less than five people will be required to merge and save on one rent. This will go […]
Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter
Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake […]
Historians Already Working on the First Half of 2020
The History of 2020 is really something out of history. Historians are already burning the midnight oil as they try to unravel the mystery of the events and happenings that took place in the first half of 2020. Using a range of tools and techniques, thousands of historians have been trying to unravel what took […]
Murder Victims not showing up for Court Hearings – ODPP
The Office of the Director of Public Prosecution in Kenya has has expressed frustration that murder victims are not showing up to testify against their murderers, making it hard to secure convictions. In a series of tweets and rants on social media, the office said murdered people need to appear in court to testify, or […]
Kivutha Kibwana Deemed too ‘Uncorrupt’ to be President
The verdict on Kivutha Kibwana is out: loud and clear. Kenyans have unanimously agreed that the Governor of Makueni County lacks the minimum viable level of corruption needed to become a president in 2022. Ordinary citizens, politicians, political analysts, political scientists, street analysts, jobless youths, injustice victims, marginalized tribes and even the cows of Kenya […]
Senate to Decide Waiguru’s Case by Flipping a Non Carcinogenic Coin
The Senate is urgently seeking for a fair non carcinogenic coin that will be tossed to help decide on Waiguru’s fate. In a Senate brief, Speaker Ken Lusaka said that it was important that they find the right two sided coin which will used for the landmark judgement, terming it as the most important ruling […]
