IEBC is set to issue guidelines and regulations to be used to give direction on the individual classification that will be used to classify who are hustlers and who are dynasties. This is after a public outcry on the massive proliferation of fake hustlers who are now joining and popularizing the populist agenda ahead of […]
Politics
Uhuru Kenyatta Threatens to Name the People who Steal KES 2 Billion from the Government Everyday
Days after admitting that KShs 2 billion is stolen in Kenya everyday, President Uhuru Kenyatta has come under fire from different quarters for presiding over one of the biggest heists in history. In just under one week, Uhuru Kenyatta has faced criticism from friends, colleagues, partners and enemies for leading the country of thugs, and […]
IEBC Reports that Miguna Miguna has Blocked Half of all Nairobi Voters on Social Media
The Independent Electoral and Boundaries Commission has warned that Miguna Miguna may not be a suitable candidate in the Nairobi Gubernatorial race after it emerged that he has blocked half of all voters on social media. Disclosing the anomaly, Commission chair Wafula Chebikati said that Miguna Miguna has already expressed disinterest in the seat through […]
Its Inaccurate to think that Uhuru Kenyatta Steals KShs 2b Everyday Alone
President Uhuru Kenyatta has found himself as the bullseye of corruption blame game, after he revealed that the government which he is in full control of loses KShs 2 billion every day to corruption. Kenyans have imagined that since the president is in full control, he must be aware of the whereabouts of the 700 […]
Susan Kihika Cuts off Ties with Her Dynasty Family to show Commitment to Hustlers
Tangatanga politician and Senator for Nakuru County Susan Wakarura Kihika has a made a radical decision that will see her adopted into the hustler nation, despite her links to a major dynasty family. The firebrand politician has legally cut ties with all her family members in order to maintain an untainted hustler narrative, noting that […]
‘I am too rich to Be a Hustler’ Buzeki Explains why he ditched CCM
Buzeki has ditched CCM. This is after his party leader Isaac Rutto joined William Ruto’s ‘hustler’ movement. His reason are funny and might have some sense of sense. Buzeki claims he quit CCM because he is not a hustler and would not like to ride on the false rhetoric that he is a hustler when […]
Twelve Days of Violence Officially Kick off in Uganda
The 12 days of violence, tear gas, bullets and military action kicked off officially this morning in Uganda, with President Museveni promising a revamped version of what is was during the days of Kizza Besigye. The 12-day period which starts on the day just before the election is a rite that all Ugandans go through […]
Electoral Commission of Uganda Confirms that Results are Ready Five Days to Elections
The Electoral Commission of Uganda has achieved some efficiency that Kaizen can only dream of. With only five days to the elections, the Commission has reminded Ugandans that it already has the Presidential elections results ready, and is only waiting for the 14th of January to make things official. In a Tweet that was sent […]
Museveni Condemns Bobi Wine for Sending Kids to the US
Ugandan politician, singer, actor, and businessman Robert Kyagulanyi Ssentamu better known as Bobi Wine has found himself at the center of controversy after he evacuated his kids to the US on the eve of the Uganda election where he is competing against the incumbent Yoweri Museveni. Wine, who took the extreme measure after things got […]
Looming Cabinet Reshuffle Will See Ministry of Hustling Introduced
According to some leaked information from Statehouse Kenya, a cabinet reshuffle is looming and one of the major changes expected will be the introduction of the Ministry of Hustling. The information which was confirmed by some State House insiders who did not want to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter stated that […]








