A promising new drug that significantly reduces chances of infection with Covid-19 has faced rejection all over the world. This has left billions of people exposed to coronavirus. The new drug that has been proven to significantly alter the spread of the virus when administered to both healthy and infected individuals has failed to take […]
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‘There is no free food in Ushago’ Nairobi Residents Warned
Nairobians started a mass migration to the village today after the cessation of movement in and out of Nairobi was lifted. Most of the people were escaping hostile economic conditions in the city following loss of jobs and income due to Covid-19. It did not help that the Landlords never noticed the pandemic so the […]
Kenyans Indecisive on Whether to Die from Poverty or from Covid-19
Kenyans cannot seem to make up their mind on whether they should die from poverty or from Covid-19. Instead, they are now forcing their fellow Kenyan to decide for them, and they will crucify him either way. The catch 22 situation has sent the president into hiding because he also has to choose his own […]
You can Lose Weight by Watching Workout Videos
Experts have observed that you can lose weight simply by watching workout videos without the need to exercise or have a gym subscription. In a perfect case of eating your pie and having it, you are now free to feast on any junk, provided that you regularly watch exercise videos. This eliminates the nagging practice […]
Government Urges Small Families to Merge and Save on Rent
Families are hard hit with Covid-19 and the government has the perfect solution. Small families should merge and save on one rent! In what turns out to be the most brilliant family fiscal policy during Covid-19, families of less than five people will be required to merge and save on one rent. This will go […]
Historians Already Working on the First Half of 2020
The History of 2020 is really something out of history. Historians are already burning the midnight oil as they try to unravel the mystery of the events and happenings that took place in the first half of 2020. Using a range of tools and techniques, thousands of historians have been trying to unravel what took […]
Nairobi Named Richest City in Africa after Number of Laptops Stolen Everyday Increases to 228
Nairobi has reclaimed the top spot as the richest city in Africa after the number of laptops stolen everyday increased to 228. In the statistics that were released by a consortium of city policing departments in Africa, Nairobi tops all other African cities in laptop theft, a good indicator of wealth. So rich is the […]
Kenya Bans Abortion in Dogs
Kenya has moved to criminalize abortion in dogs, arguing that puppies are just too cute to be aborted. In a Bill that was proposed by Nakuru Senator Susan Kihika, the House unanimously agreed to ban all form of abortion in dogs, arguing that lives of dogs are too precious to kill and urged all interested […]
“Twasn’t me: Blame the Beans.” Waiguru’s Driver
Government drivers attached to VIPs now want their allowances increased so that they can be eating real proteins, instead of beans. This follows a case where one of them was fired after farting while inside the car, something the governor did not take lightly. Speaking to PostaMate, the neglected government employees said that the only […]
Almost all the 4000 Teenage Pregnancy Cases in Machakos Turn out to be Abdominal Obesity
An alarm raised on 3,964 cases of school going girls getting pregnant in Machakos County has turned out to be false after it was discovered that they were just suffering from abdominal obesity. In the strange turn of events, Machakos County has come out to clarify that the reported cases were based on physical observations […]
