Justice was finally served in the populous Kanagawa Prefecture of Japan after the Yokohama District Court gave orders for the designer of Nissan Juke to be put to sleep in a humane way. After 12 years of being an eyesore to the world, haters of Nissan Juke had filed a case to have some form […]
Tag: Cars
Kariobangi Light Industries to Manufacture Teslas by 2026
Kenyans seeking to make a statement by owning a Tesla have had limited options because Tesla does not care much about the dark continent that is Africa. This has forced them to buy the cars from Europe or the US and then use them with many of the features deactivated. But this is about to […]
Man with a CR-V Disappointed to Find that he has Reached Honda’s Peak of Self Actualization
A man of means has found himself at an undesirable position in life after Honda couldn’t offer him anything bigger and mightier than his current CR-V. The Honda enthusiast who has slowly climbed the Honda’s hierarchy of power had expected to have something as big as most Land Cruisers to match what his friends has, […]
Kenya Power Calls on the Poor to Embrace Electric vehicles
Kenya Power has called on Kenyans who cannot afford petrol to consider using electric cars as their primary means of transport. Seeking to cash in on the high fuel prices, Kenya Power said that electricity prices are fairly stable and those complaining should take action and use electric cars. “Complaining never makes anything better. Just […]
Frustrated BMW Owner Finally Acquires his Own Flatbed Truck
Local man scored an own goal against capitalism this week after he found an ingenious solution to having to pay for a flatbed every day to tow his only car, a BMW. The thirty something year old man has lived at the mercies of towing companies since he acquired a BMW three years ago, with […]
Prado Drivers Even Worse than you Suspected
New research has revealed that 90% of road users feel hostile towards drivers of the infamous Toyota Prado, something that social scientists say that it is not unfair. Motoring correspondent Baraza JN said that while it is bad to judge people by the car they drive, the case of Prado drivers is totally different and […]
Kenyan Engineer Invents an Electric Car that is Powered by a Diesel Generator
A Kenyan engineer has put Kenya on the global spotlight after inventing an electric car that can be used in any part of Africa, including places without electricity. The car which is fully electric is different from all other electric cars in the world today as instead of having a battery bank to store electricity, […]
Laikipia Based Car Manufacturer BJ-50 Acquired by Elon Musk
Laikipia County has made economic history after the County’s nascent vehicle manufacturer BJ-50 was acquired by the renowned vehicle manufacturer Tesla! In the deal that was announced by Elon Musk on twitter and confirmed by the Laikipia County Government, Tesla will pay KShs 26,047 to acquire the patents, factory, workers and stock of the BJ-50 […]
Most Subaru Owners Suffer from Post Poverty Stress Disorder
You know them very well from their exhaust noise. If you are deaf, you know them too because their behaviors are unique. Their only objective on the road is to overtake your car in the hope that they can overtake your destiny too. They may not even be going anywhere, but they have to overtake […]