Politics

Kipchumba Murkomen to Donate all his Salary to his own Pocket

Sometimes, wisdom lies in being in the opposition, and the evidence of this is in Kenyan politician Kipchumba Murkomen. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator who until just the other day was a kamikaze jubilee apologist has suddenly found a lot of wisdom since he joined the opposition within the government. To be fair, he had always

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Politics

Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto to Settle their Differences in a Boxing Ring

Kenya’s President and Deputy President are set to meet for a boxing match in an attempt to settle their ever increasing political differences. After months of fighting a cold war against each other, the two leaders have finally decided to act like men and settle their differences in the old way, where the winner will

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Politics

Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter

Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake

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Aden Duale: I have Moved on to Heavier Duties, such as Controlling the Setting of the Sun

Ousted National Assembly Majority Leader and Garissa Township MP Aden Duale has rubbished claims that he is now powerless, saying that he is now more influential than ever! Speaking shortly after the Jubilee Parliamentary Group (PG) meeting held at the Kenyatta International Convention Centre (KICC), Duale said that he was glad to be relieved of

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Politics Religion

Kipchumba Murkomen Turns Back to Christianity after a 7-Year Sabbatical

Ousted Senate Majority Leader Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen has finally had his road to Damascus moment after things got messy in the Jubilee Party. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator has finally decided to dust his Bible and take the road of the prodigal son, announcing that he had received Jesus in his heart after losing him for

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