Sometimes, wisdom lies in being in the opposition, and the evidence of this is in Kenyan politician Kipchumba Murkomen. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator who until just the other day was a kamikaze jubilee apologist has suddenly found a lot of wisdom since he joined the opposition within the government. To be fair, he had always […]
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Uhuru Kenyatta and William Ruto to Settle their Differences in a Boxing Ring
Kenya’s President and Deputy President are set to meet for a boxing match in an attempt to settle their ever increasing political differences. After months of fighting a cold war against each other, the two leaders have finally decided to act like men and settle their differences in the old way, where the winner will […]
Kipchumba Murkomen now the Majority Leader on Twitter
Kipchumba Murkomen has finally taken a new role as the Majority leader on Twitter. In a perfect case of making lemonade out of lemons, Kipchumba Murkomen took up the prestigious Twitter position after the real position in Senate was shaken away by the hand shake government. “I may not be a participant of the handshake […]
Aden Duale: I have Moved on to Heavier Duties, such as Controlling the Setting of the Sun
Ousted National Assembly Majority Leader and Garissa Township MP Aden Duale has rubbished claims that he is now powerless, saying that he is now more influential than ever! Speaking shortly after the Jubilee Parliamentary Group (PG) meeting held at the Kenyatta International Convention Centre (KICC), Duale said that he was glad to be relieved of […]
Kipchumba Murkomen Turns Back to Christianity after a 7-Year Sabbatical
Ousted Senate Majority Leader Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen has finally had his road to Damascus moment after things got messy in the Jubilee Party. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator has finally decided to dust his Bible and take the road of the prodigal son, announcing that he had received Jesus in his heart after losing him for […]
IEBC Not Aware that Raila Lost the 2017 Election
The leadership crisis in Kenya has taken a new twist after the electoral commission said it is not aware that Raila Odinga lost the 2017 General Elections. While responding to a letter from some disgruntled members of the opposition within the Jubilee party who are not sure who is running the government, who is not […]
Itumbi and Murkomen Fault Police for Using Expired Tear Gas on Them
Dennis Itumbi, the Secretary of Innovation, Digital and Diaspora Communication, has lashed out at the Kenya Police for using what seemed to expired teargas on him and some MPs who were demonstrating the arrest of Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria. Speaking while still inside a trench right next to Kilimani Police Station, Itumbi claimed that […]
