Kenya has listed all the US Police Division as Terrorist Organizations and immediately called for sanctions against any person or groups of persons funding their operations. In a strongly worded statement that was issued from Nairobi, Kenya said that it was closely monitoring the activities of the state sponsored terrorist organizations which were operating in […]
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Trump asks Police to Minimize Killing of Unarmed Black People
US President Donald Trump has asked the police to minimize the killing of unarmed black people, saying that the act is negatively affecting the Republican Party campaign and could give his main competitor Joe Biden a lead in the November Poll. Speaking after a brief golfing round at The Trump National Golf Club, the president […]
Police ask Kenyans Caught up in Curfew to Teleport Themselves Home
Police have asked Kenyans who miss the 8 pm curfew deadline to teleport themselves to wherever they want to be, instead of playing games with police officers. In a stern warning to Kenyans, Police Spokesperson warned that if 8 pm finds you out of your house, they will assist you to get home as fast […]
One on one with the Man who stole Bribe Money from Traffic Police in Embu
On Wednesday this week, an event took place in Embu County that left the whole country thrilled, entertained, inspired and shocked. A young man attacked and made away with money that traffic police officers had collected at a roadblock. So daring was the raid that it was like the story of a sheep attacking a […]
Tomato Traders in Kenya to Receive Police Protection
Tomato traders in various markets in Kenya will now receive 24/7 police protection as the cost of the fruit-cum-vegetable hits an all time high of KShs 25 per piece, from the usual price of KShs 2. So high is the price that it matches that of apples, the most luxurious fruit in the tropical Africa, […]
Itumbi and Murkomen Fault Police for Using Expired Tear Gas on Them
Dennis Itumbi, the Secretary of Innovation, Digital and Diaspora Communication, has lashed out at the Kenya Police for using what seemed to expired teargas on him and some MPs who were demonstrating the arrest of Gatundu South MP Moses Kuria. Speaking while still inside a trench right next to Kilimani Police Station, Itumbi claimed that […]
DCI Summons Itself over Unclear Sermons
The Directorate of Criminal Investigations has summoned itself to its headquarter to answer for conflicting sermons that seems to have been issued by itself without knowledge. In a move that baffled even the criminals, DCI held a 6 hour meeting with itself, trying to find out how it had sermon King Kaka without issuing the […]
Corruption in the Police Department Drops by 0.0000000001%
Corruption in the police department has dropped by 0.0000000001% in the last one year. Speaking during a ceremony to commemorate the positive milestone, the police commissioner lauded the servicemen for the improvement, insisting that the police force was moving in the right direction, albeit the speed. The statistics mean that a quarter of a policeman […]