Iran has said that it was ready to offer political asylum to President Donald Trump should his last minute effort to retain power fail to succeed. “I’m going to ask the Foreign Minister to carry out the relevant procedures to allow Donald Trump to live in Iran should things go South on January 20th,” President […]
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Looming Cabinet Reshuffle Will See Ministry of Hustling Introduced
According to some leaked information from Statehouse Kenya, a cabinet reshuffle is looming and one of the major changes expected will be the introduction of the Ministry of Hustling. The information which was confirmed by some State House insiders who did not want to be named due to the sensitivity of the matter stated that […]
Delegates Reject Proposal for a Remote 2021 Men’s Conference
A proposal to hold the Annual Men’s Conference virtually in 2021 has been shelved following protests from delegates who insisted that they must attend in person and in full compliance with the Covid-19 protocols. The decision has forced the organizers to shelve the plans for the online meeting which had been proposed by some unnamed […]
Lake Baringo Secondary School Students Resume Learning on Boats
It was cosmic chaos as learning resumed in boats at Lake Baringo Secondary school, following the overflowing of the lake last year which submerged all the buildings at the school. The school which still remains the only learning institution in the region was partially submerged in 2020 following a rise in water levels of Lake […]
Premium Tears as House Helps Cut off Toxic Employers
Tears, panic, desperation and chest pains have rocked many households in Kenya as the current transfer window of house helps closes, with many househelps opting to cut ties with their employers. Reports indicate that most househelps have opted to cut off their toxic employers, leaving over 240,000 families stranded with no sense of order or […]
Isaac Mwaura Receives Ruto into his own Heart
Kenyan politician, disability advocate and aspiring Senator for Kiambu County Isaac Mwaura has finally received Ruto into his own heart, making him one of the newest converts of the TangaTanga movement that has taken Central Kenya by storm. Mwaura who hails from Ruiru and is a nominated Senator accepted Ruto during the homecoming party for […]
Kenya Reports Zero New Covid-19 Cases in line with the Government’s New Year Resolution
Kenya has today reported 0 new Covid-19 cases out of total of 8,391 samples that were tested in the last 24 years, bringing the total number of cases to the same number it was in 2020. This is in line with the government’s New Year Resolution that there will be no new Covid-19 cases in […]
Kenya Identifies 27000 Trees that will be used as Classrooms once Schools Reopen
The Government of Kenya has identified some 27000 trees that will be used as semi-permanent classrooms once the schools fully reopen in 2021, following a 9-month closure due to Covid-19. The initiative is as a result of the social distancing requirements meant to slow down the spread of Covid-19, where the previous environment where 60 […]
Jeff Bezos Reveals Plan to Acquire Rwanda
American internet entrepreneur, industrialist, media proprietor, and investor Jeff Bezos has revealed plans to acquire a small Eastern African country called Rwanda and make it a private property. This is the first time ever in modern history where a single person has sought to acquire a whole country and should the deal go through, history […]
Police Outline Rules of Engagement for 31st December
Something will be going down on the 31st of December, but at this point, we are not able to tell exactly what will be going down. It could be you, could be a party, could be Covid-19, could be a policeman, or even the country. The only thing that is certain is that come 31st […]