Politics

Jubilee Party Removes Ruto’s Hand From their Logo

It’s now official. The marriage is over. The Jubilee Party of Kenya has removed William Ruto’s hand from its logo, marking the final nail of the coffin for the marriage between Uhuru and Ruto’s camps. In the activity that was supervised by Raphael Tuju and witnessed by all but seven Senators, Jubilee said that there […]

International

Trump asks Police to Minimize Killing of Unarmed Black People

US President Donald Trump has asked the police to minimize the killing of unarmed black people, saying that the act is negatively affecting the Republican Party campaign and could give his main competitor Joe Biden a lead in the November Poll. Speaking after a brief golfing round at The Trump National Golf Club, the president […]

International

China Working on a New Virus that Kills Only the Corrupt People

China is in full gear towards discovering a new virus that will keep the world busy after their latest invention, SARS-COV-2, falls out of fashion. In the blueprints that were revealed to senior Communist Party members, China is planning to unleash a new virus that will only infect and kill the corrupt people. The new […]

Politics

“I Regret for Striking Too Early” – William Ruto

Kenya’s Deputy President Dr William Ruto has spoken up on his humiliating political losses that he has suffered this week, admitting that he lost a battle, but is firmly in the war. Speaking to PostaMate, Dr Ruto said that he had miscalculated his timings and it is just a matter of time before he would […]

International

France Criticized for its Decision to set Free Felicien Kabuga on Health Grounds

A decision by the government of France to set free Rwandan Genocide ‘suspect’ Felicien Kabuga has elicited a lot of criticism from many countries who feel like the decision was insensitive and unfair to the survivors of the Rwandan genocide. In what appears to be the worst miscarriage of justice by France against its former […]

Governance

Outrage as NSSF Files for Bankruptcy

You might need to abort your future until a very further date. This is after the body tasked with organizing your retirement plans, the National Social Security Fund, filed for bankruptcy. Citing poor performance on their investments, tough economic conditions, increased theft and hostile environment from the government, the NSSF board said that the body […]

Social

Mutahi Kagwe Wins the African Meme Challenge

The Kenyan Health Cabinet Secretary Sen. Mutahi Kagwe has been in the news since Covid-19 appeared in the country. While the position of a Health CS is a boring one that only makes news when talking about jigger eradication, the current CS has completely changed that and even won a Pan African award. The abnormally […]

Politics

Millicent Omanga Considering Amputation to Get Rid of a Tattoo of Uhuru Kenyatta

Tattoos are cool, but they are also permanent. Nominated Senator Millicent Omanga should have known that. After the bitter fallout in the ruling Jubilee Party, Senator Millicent Omanga has found herself on the wrong side of both fate and commonsense. An image of President Uhuru Kenyatta that she tattooed on her hand has refused to […]

Governance Politics

Kenyans Asked to Choose Between Dynasty Thieves and Hustler Thieves

Kenyans are in a dilemma after being asked to make a decision on whether to continue with the dynasty thieves, or start life afresh with a new breed of hustler thieves. The offer was given by politicians who had come together to discuss the future of Kenya and forge a way forward that the whole […]

Education Social

Interpol Names Juja a ‘Global Cyber-crime Hotspot’

The International Criminal Police Organization is raising concern that a little known town in the outskirts of Nairobi, Juja, is quickly becoming a global hub for cybercrime activities. The report that was released by Interpol says that a huge number of cyber attacks have been launched from Juja, targeting both Kenyan and the International institutions. […]