Several Kenyans have been arrested in various stages of either manufacturing, distributing or exporting the Madagascar cure for Covid-19. In Ongata Rongai, two people were arrested with more than 400 bottles of a concoction labelled ‘Madagascar Cure’ with evidence that they had already handled more of that stuff. The two who appeared to have connections […]
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Ken Lusaka haunted by Dreams of Wheelbarrows
Senate Speaker Ken Lusaka is a haunted man. For him, nights are unbearable and darkness brings horrifying dreams that make his life one hell of an existence. The speaker has said that for the past few weeks he is unable to sleep. Nights bring with them dreams of giant sized wheelbarrows that look like Euro […]
Tanzania Signs an MOU with Corona Virus
President John Magufuli of Tanzania has signed a memorandum of understanding with coronavirus that will see a cessation of hostilities between the two sides and the implementation of a coworking framework to enable peaceful coexistence between Tanzanians and the virus. In a signing ceremony that was held in Dodoma, the government of Tanzania agreed to […]
Babu Owino Appointed as the Chief Examiner with KNEC
Youthful Embakasi legislator Babu Owino has been appointed the Chief Examiner at the Kenya National Examination Council as the body realigns itself to meet the needs of students in the midst of a prolonged absence from school. The legislator who holds a First-Class Degree in Actuarial Science proved his worth with the online classes which […]
Reprieve for Churches as Zoom Introduces Online Offering and Tithing Services
Churches all over the world are now operating like churches in China; underground. This is not a big deal because a religion that claims to worship an omnipresent God should not be worried by limitations of space. However, the missing function has been the money part. With Zoom, Meet, Jitsi and Webex helping churches to […]
Kipchumba Murkomen Turns Back to Christianity after a 7-Year Sabbatical
Ousted Senate Majority Leader Onesimus Kipchumba Murkomen has finally had his road to Damascus moment after things got messy in the Jubilee Party. The Elgeyo Marakwet Senator has finally decided to dust his Bible and take the road of the prodigal son, announcing that he had received Jesus in his heart after losing him for […]
Medical Students Miss Graduation after a Quarantined Lecturer used Examination Scripts for Tissue Paper
Adversity often brings out the best – and the worst – in people. Covid-19 has proved this with the world now suffering from stupid human actions, inactions, and general stupidity that seems to be worse than the virus itself. While you would expect the people with some good knowledge and information are helping humanity at […]
Meet the Kamukunji Traders whose Children School at Brookhouse
They are always clad in navy blue aprons and seem disinterested in anything else in life except making a sale. They do not look happy, and seem like they are struggling in business. But looks are deceiving. It is now emerging that most of the parents who took Brookhouse Schools to court in Kenya are […]
Kenyan Universities end Pending Semesters Without Exams and give Everyone Grade B
With studies disrupted in Kenya and there being no plans on when things will be back to normal, Universities in Kenya have decided to give everyone a grade B and retire the pending Semesters. The move was informed by the prevailing status of Covid-19 spread and the difficulties that resuming the semester would pose to […]
GoK Competing with Floods, Locusts and Covid-19 in Annihilating Kenyans
The Government of Kenya has reaffirmed its position as the leading threat to the people of Kenya after it emerged the front runner in the race with locusts, floods and Covid-19 to annihilate Kenyans. The government which had been falling behind in the last two weeks after the police decided to minimize the number of […]
