Reports from the Treasury say that Kenya has already spent 700 billion fighting Corona Virus, even before the novel virus lands in Kenya. The revelations were made even as Kenyans continued to panic at the though of what would happen if the virus landed in Kenya, considering the general lack of preparedness by the government, […]
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Uganda Using Blockchain to Fight Locusts
The menacing locusts that are ravaging parts of Eastern Africa are proving hard to manage as governments desperately try all measures possible. Leaving a trail of destructions, the locusts have claimed many casualties including Kenya’s minister of Agriculture who was fired and decline in the GDP. Although in some places they might lead to famine, […]
Kenyatta University Mess Food a Possible Cure for Corona Virus
Experts from the World Health Organization and top pharmaceuticals globally are converging at Kenyatta University after it emerged that the University’s mess holds a potential cure for Corona Virus which is currently threatening the world. In what could be a game changer for the university that is trying to position itself as a World Class […]
Kenyans Stop Reading Daily Nation after it Fails to Mention Ruto
Daily Nation sales plummeted by more than 234k % after the Kenya’s biggest newspaper failed to mention William Ruto in yesterday’s paper. The struggling newspaper that depends on mentioning Ruto in all possible headlines tried to experiment on what would happen if they focused on real news, but the results were drastic. In their countrywide […]
KCAA: China Southern Airlines Plane Sneaked into Kenya Undetected
The government has denied media reports that it allowed a plane from China to land in Nairobi, instead claiming that the rogue plane sneaked into the country secretly without permission. Kenya Civil Aviation Authority (KCAA) Director-General Gilbert Kibe said that the plane from China Southern Airlines was not cleared to enter Kenya, and the plane […]
Uhuru Planning to Hand Over Key Government Functions to China
Fears that Uhuru is planning to hand over key GoK functions to China have been stoked after a dry run of the takeover was carried out with the Nairobi County Government. Confirming what political oracles have been saying for several years, the government of Kenya took over the functions of the Nairobi County Government, signalling […]
Government defends the 1 Billion SGR Grass
The grass along the SGR tracks that cost Kenya 1 billion is no ordinary grass, according to the revelations made by the Ministry of Transport, Infrastructure, Housing, Urban Development and Public Works CS James Macharia. In the newly availed documents related to the SGR contract, it has emerged that Kenya is home to one of […]
Uber to Start Charging Fare Depending on Passenger Weight
Uber has announced plans to start charging fare depending on the weight of the passenger, as one of the first steps for the overgrown startup that is trying to switch from philanthropy to profitability. In the new update that is rolling out globally this week, passengers will be expected to state both their weight and […]
Pastor Stranded after Bible App Updates in the Middle of a Sermon
Everybody knows that technology and disaster always go hand in hand, but for a pastor in one of Mombasa’s largest church, the lesson came in a very costly way. What was supposed to be his first sermon using his newly acquired iPad turned into a total disaster after the App he was using to deliver […]
Politician Postpones Making a Donation to a Children’s Home after Media Fails to Show Up
There was a major disappointment at a children’s home in Kisumu when a visiting delegation of local leaders failed to give their food donations after media failed to show up. In what was supposed to be a show of concern, a top politician had gone with a small party to donate foodstuffs and clothes to […]
