The recent appointment of Rev Calisto Odede as the presiding Bishop of Christ is the Answer Ministry in preparation for the retirement of the current Bishop Dr David Oginde has elicited mixed reactions all over the country. While many have lauded the appointment as an indicaton of its commitment to the gospel, others have expressed […]
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Man Aborts Ruracio Midway in Kiambu due to Corona Virus Fears
In life, strategy is key. However, execution is what matters most, and a man from Siaya knew that it was time to execute when dowry negotiations quickly went South in Kiambu. Coronavirus has led to cancellation of many activities and events. Social media has been full of people complaining of how they have had to […]
IEBC Not Aware that Raila Lost the 2017 Election
The leadership crisis in Kenya has taken a new twist after the electoral commission said it is not aware that Raila Odinga lost the 2017 General Elections. While responding to a letter from some disgruntled members of the opposition within the Jubilee party who are not sure who is running the government, who is not […]
African Health Experts Puzzled by the Slow Spread of Ebola in Europe
Whether it’s a matter of faulty detection, climatic factors or simple fluke, the remarkably low rate of Ebola infection in European countries, with their fragile health systems, continues to puzzle – and worry – African health experts. In a puzzle that has researchers on communicable diseases all over Africa scratching their heads, the disease does […]
Somalia threatens Kenya with Sanctions
The Federal Republic of Somalia has threatened to slap Kenya with sanctions if Kenya does not immediately withdraw its support of an independent Jubaland. In a statement that was issued by Somalia’s Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the government said that it was planning to deny all Kenyans Visa into Somalia, as well impose tariffs on […]
Lipa na Mpesa Customer Stoned to Death by Impatient Customers in a Supermarket
A man was stoned to death yesterday evening at a major supermarket in Kisii town after attempting to hold the whole supermarket hostage using Lipa na Mpesa service. Trouble started when the father of three went to the busy supermarket after work to buy bananas and milk. As usual, the evening is usually busy as […]
Rashid Echesa Suddenly Loses Ability to Speak German
Former Sports Cabinet Secretary and current friend of the DCI Rashid Echesa has mysteriously lost all ability to speak the German language. In what could become a trend in Kenya were people lose all the ability to can, especially to can the German language, Echesa found himself unable to utter a German word, as multiple […]
42% of all Middle Aged Men in Nairobi are 3 Months Pregnant
A recent report has disclosed that almost half of all middle aged, middle class men who reside in Nairobi are 3 months pregnant. The weird revelation was made through automated reports by the city’s CCTV system which uses Artificial Intelligence to identify expectant women in order to offer assistance where necessary. The System employs a […]
37,000 Kenyans apply for KFCs Professional Chicken Taster Job
More than 37000 people from Western Kenya have applied for the ‘Professional Chicken Taster’ job that was recently advertised by KFC in the UK. The masses who ranged from jobless young people to high ranking persons in the society all scrambled to beat the deadline and get the job of a lifetime that will involve […]
KWS Rescues a Man from Rhino by Shooting Him
A man found himself in trouble when he strayed into the Tsavo National Park while grazing his cows and came face to face with an angry rhino. The man identified as Mutiso was illegally grazing in the National Park when he decided to go and relief himself. Unknown to him, a lone rhino was grazing […]





