The Corona Virus disease is causing a global pandemonium as the world reacts to this previously unknown virus. People all over the world are reacting in strange ways. Americans and Australians perhaps think it is a form of acute diarrhoea and are resulting to hoarding tissue paper, while drug cartels all over the world are […]
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GoK Defends Sale of Donated Blood to Somalia
The government has finally decided to throw the Health CS Mutahi Kagwe under the bus and take a major about turn on sale of donated blood to Somalia. The Health CS who had earlier asked DCI to probe sale of donated blood to Somalia found himself an isolated man when several government officials denied any […]
Owuor Suspends all Prayer and Healing Crusades due to Corona Virus
Mightiest Prophet Dr David Owuor has suspended all public gatherings including miracle healing crusades for the next 18 months, citing fears of corona virus. In a very funny announcement that was made to his followers, Owuor cited the risks posed by the Corona Virus globally and said that members needed to stay safe and avoid […]
State Capture – How Locusts Took Control of the Ministry of Agriculture in Kenya
As Kenya grapples with multiple problems in various sectors of the economy, it is now emerging that a bigger problem that has gone undetected for months is about to bring down the entire ministry of Agriculture. Locusts have taken over all operations and critical infrastructure at the ministry of Agriculture in Kenya. The infiltration Signs […]
Boniface Mwangi offers to teach UoN Students on how to Strike Effectively
Social-political activist Boniface Mwangi has volunteered to offer free striking lessons to the University of Nairobi students, where the complex skill of rioting seems to have been lost. This follows a string of failed strikes, where all the past 6 strikes seem to benefit the administration more than the students, thus the need to come […]
After Beyond Zero, Uhuru now Planning to Register for the New York Marathon
President Uhuru Kenyatta made his maiden appearance in athletics when he participated in a 2.6 km race during the Beyond Zero marathon. Clad in jeans and running slightly slower than a crawling toddler, Uhuru Kenyatta managed to hit the finish line with a personal best time of 30 minutes and 50.1 seconds. So slow was […]
Ruto Threatens to Name and Shame Corrupt Politicians
The war on corruption in Kenya has received a major boost after the Deputy President threatened to name all the corrupt politicians who are stealing from Kenyans and eating the money meant for development. In a strongly worded presser that was sent to all media houses in Kenya, William Ruto warned the corrupt politicians that […]
Atwoli Angrily Throws away his Brain at a Press Conference
The Secretary General of the Central Organization of Trade Unions (COTU) Francis Atwoli angrily threw away his brain as he tried to make a point that a brain is not needed in Kenya. During a press conference called to discuss the importance of voter education and public participation in national development, Atwoli complained that some […]
7 Ways the Uhuru – Raila Handshake has Impacted Kenya
Today it’s exactly two years since Uhuru Kenyatta and Raila Odinga decided to shake hands and eat together. We take a look at what the handshake has brought to Kenya in the last two years. Background First, we note that the handshake was very timely. Two years down the line, everyone is warning against handshakes […]
Family of 5 Now has 38 WhatsApp Groups
When all you have is a hammer, everything always looks like a nail and you will result to hammering everything that comes your way. This is the problem facing a family of 2 parents and 3 teenage children which has now resulted to creating a WhatsApp group for every single thing, with the number of […]
