A middle-aged man is currently hospitalized in the intensive care unit in Kenya after holding a sneeze for 8 straight days, following the first reported case of Covid-19 in Kenya. The man who is allergic to every possible thing including oxygen has lived a life of sneezing about 44 to 70 times a day, but […]
The social distancing measures and a ban on public gatherings being enforced in an attempt to control the spread of Covid-19 is already having some serious unintended consequences. So far, Kenyans have started to hoard some weird goods while a Bank Teller was arrested for carrying money home in order to work from home. But […]
The ingenuity of Kenyans has now come to light following the outbreak of Covid-19 all over the world. As Americans and Australians scramble for toilet paper rolls, Kenyans have rushed to stockpile ginger, garlic, lemon and honey; the raw materials for a concoction that has been used to treat respiratory conditions for ages. In what […]
The presidential directive in Kenya for people to work from home is already taking casualties. In Nairobi, a Bank teller was arrested for trying to carry more than KShs 800,000 from the bank under the excuse that he was planning to be working from home. In a case that puzzled even the police, the 27-year-old […]
The terrorist jihadist fundamentalist group group Al-Shabaab has warned its members against traveling to Kenya due to the outbreak of the Corona Virus disease. In a memo that was posted online, the group asked all its fighters, suicide bombers, sympathizers and undercover agents to avoid going to Kenya until the lock down imposed due to […]
The 2723 elected political leaders are in a panic mode in Kenya after reports emerged that there are only 200 ICU beds in both private and public hospitals in Kenya. The shocking news which means that even 10% of them cannot be admitted in ICU at the same time has sent the politicians scrambling to […]
The magnitude of the threat posed by the Corona Virus disease became more evident when Atheists in Kenya urged Kenyans to pray that God would spare the country. In a statement issued by the group’s officials on Facebook and shared widely, atheists asked Kenyans to try prayer in order to deal with Corona Virus which […]
Kenyans all over the country have expressed remorse for all the corona virus jokes they have been making on social media, moments after they realized that the virus is actually real and already in Kenya. Moments after the president went live on TV to declare a near state of emergency due to the virus, Kenyans […]
Officers from the Recce squad swiftly moved in to arrest a pastor who threatened to decimate the whole country by acting as the agent of the deadly Corona virus in Kenya. The pastor who was giving a sermon titled ‘Be Still and Know that I am God’ had successfully managed to go through the introduction […]
Former Kiambu County Governor Ferdinand Waititu has denied allegations in the local media that he has decamped from Jubilee party to KANU. In the news that has been circulating in Kenya, it was reported that Waititu had met Gideon Moi at his Kabarak residence where not only did he jump ship to KANU, but also […]
