President Uhuru Kenya has appointed Canada based Kenya lawyer Miguna Miguna as the country’s ambassador to the Wuhan Province of China. In the surprise move that caught even the general himself by surprise, President Uhuru made the announcement through the 1 o’clock radio news, perhaps in honor of the late president Daniel arap Moi who […]
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Chaos as Children Vote to Impeach and Remove Dad as the Head of The Family
It was total chaos and anarchy after all the three children in a family voted to impeach their father and declared a democratic led family where everyone has an equal say. It all started the previous day when the children walked out on the father as he was giving the state of the family address, […]
Kenya’s Parliament Votes to Make Moi a Saint
You can now call him Saint Moi. Former president of Kenya who just passed on has officially been declared a Saint by the country’s parliament, barely a few hours after he died. In a hurried process that started only five minutes after his clinical death was confirmed, Kenyan politicians took to all media stations available […]
Newly Married Man Divorces Wife for Displaying Serial Killer Tendencies
A worried husband left a court in shock after he revealed that the reason he was seeking a divorce was the fear that his wife would one day turn into a serial killer. The newly wed man told the court that he could not wait for the designated 1 year period before filing a divorce, […]
Uhuru and Raila Head to the US to Pray for Kenya
In what could be the most expensive prayers in history, the President and the People’s President of Kenya left for the US in a special mission to pray for Kenya. The handshake duo had been in a soul searching mission for a long time, unable to understand why Kenyans are broke and what was preventing […]
Millennial who Missed Work for Half an Year Claims He was Present in Incognito Mode
A millennial who was fired from work for absconding has filed an appeal at the highest court in the US, claiming that he was never absent from work, and it is the human resource office which did not know where to look for him. The 22 year old hospital cleaner in Ohio claimed that he […]
Britain Goes Missing on Google Maps after Brexit
The United Kingdom mysteriously went missing on Google Maps hours after effecting the Brexit on 1st February 2020. This is after the Kingdom chose to cut ties with the European Union, effectively cutting ties with Google Maps which has offices in the EU region. The whole of the United Kingdom was left in confusion as […]
Moses Kuria Reveals How Raila Bewitched Uhuru
Witchcraft has risen to a new height after Gatundu Member of Parliament Moses Kuria revealed that the handshake brotherhood currently running the show was actually founded on witchcraft. Moses Kuria revealed that the former Prime Minister and designated election loser Raila Odinga had bewitched president Uhuru Kenyatta and this is why the two seemed to […]
Governor Waititu Now Moves on to Sell GNLD Products
Former Kiambu Governor Ferdinand Waititu has denied allegations made in some of the media houses that he is jobless, saying instead that he is actually in a more lucrative position and is ready to move on from Kiambu County politics. The former governor told our reporters that he is now going into self employment, where […]
“Let Governors Live Forever” – Kalonzo Musyoka
Former Kenyan Vice President Stephen Kalonzo Musyoka now wants governors to be given eternal life as part of the changes proposed in the Building Bridges Initiative. Speaking while preparing for the BBI meeting scheduled for Kitui, the former VP said that it is only fair that governors live forever and continue with their noble task […]




